Fonaplats' Shit I Slept in Saturday

1. 2018-05-26 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   I did not want to get up today.
   I slept until 1 and now I feel bad because I neglected more responsibilities.
   I did not go through with plans I had made with people.
   And my awesome Saturday is starting in the afternoon and I look like crap.\
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy
2. 2018-05-26 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh good job on missing breakfast with your Aunt.
3. 2018-05-26 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   are you deliberately trying to annoy us all with these shitty freds everyday?
   
   
   
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4. 2018-05-26 at 5:28 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala Oh good job on missing breakfast with your Aunt.

   
   I know Lala.
   I feel terrible about it.
   
   How are you doing today?
5. 2018-05-26 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist are you deliberately trying to annoy us all with these shitty freds everyday?
   
   
   
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   I am trying to inspire you sons-of-bitches to get off your butts and make your life awesome like mine.
6. 2018-05-26 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
   
   
   
   
7. 2018-05-26 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am not sure what you did there but I sure like looking at pictures of me.
   I thank you kind sir.
8. 2018-05-26 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i would fucking shoot myself if i had your retarded ass life. the fact that you find your life in anyway good or interesting just proves how fucking retarded you must be.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-05-26 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist i would fucking shoot myself if i had your retarded ass life. the fact that you find your life in anyway good or interesting just proves how fucking retarded you must be.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-05-26 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol
11. 2018-05-26 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am not sure what you did there but I sure like looking at pictures of me.
    I thank you kind sir.

    
    you have pretty lips
    
    post pics of tonsils
12. 2018-05-26 at 5:41 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This isn't your diary, kid.
13. 2018-05-26 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    Ily!
14. 2018-05-26 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am about to go take a shower and start my day!
15. 2018-05-26 at 6:25 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am about to go take a shower and start my day!

    
    since youre going to be naked anyways...post nude selfies
16. 2018-05-26 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL This isn't your diary, kid.

    
    This isn't your soapbox, faggot.
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist i would fucking shoot myself if i had your retarded ass life.

    
    At least he has a job.
17. 2018-05-26 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    I did not want to get up today.
    I slept until 1 and now I feel bad because I neglected more responsibilities.
    I did not go through with plans I had made with people.
    And my awesome Saturday is starting in the afternoon and I look like crap.\
    

    
    Smh. So disappointed in you. I was kinda admiring you for being so responsible and shit something I will never be but you had me thinking maybe I could change my ways. After this valuing your sleep more than breakfast with your aunt. I am so shocked and appalled. I don't recognize the once great and now fallen Fon
    
    Well you'll turn out to a bum in life now I just know it.
18. 2018-05-26 at 7:21 PM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Saturday can be a cheat day. Get some exercise, relax, etc. Do you go to a church on Sunday? I heard they can be a good way to socialise and network in America.
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    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-05-26 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #19
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Open your other eye!😛
20. 2018-05-26 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by fuckpuppet Saturday can be a cheat day. Get some exercise, relax, etc. Do you go to a church on Sunday? I heard they can be a good way to socialise and network in America.

    
    today is a better day for you to get naked and post pics of your drooping tits and bleeding asshole, you third world turd