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My cat just literally just started a fire
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2018-05-26 at 1:03 PM UTCI had some stuff on top of my fridge and i guess at some point while asleep he knocked off a can of sardines and an almost completely used up paper towel roll off onto my gas stove.
I wake up and I'm just laying in bed and I hear the clicking of the stove and I run in there and the paper towels and can of sardines are being burnt. I threw the paper towels into the sink and ran water on it.
holy ass what a way to wake up hahahahaa -
2018-05-26 at 1:05 PM UTCTime to set the cat on fire now.
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2018-05-26 at 1:06 PM UTCI'm glad your cat didn't get hurt. You on the other hand...
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2018-05-26 at 1:07 PM UTCI was hoping this was your retarded effort to call for help instead of dialling 911 as your apartment was engulfed in flames.
0/10. much disappoint. -
2018-05-26 at 1:44 PM UTCWAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE AND THE CAT IS CAUGHT IN THE DRYER!
one thing i forgot to ad was when i put out the flames he was like "sorry for party rocking daddy hehehehehe" and then ran away
that damn cat lol I love him though -
2018-05-26 at 1:48 PM UTCEven your cat wants you dead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-26 at 1:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by π Time to set the cat on fire now.
my neighbor actually told me next time i see my cat on the stove to turn it on and grab his tale and put it to the flame for a split second. Don't think I'd do that though.
I've had archie for almost 2 years now and the first week I had him I tried to give him a bath and it took over an hour and tons of claw marks later, we didn't speak to eachother for a couple days after that ordeal so I just don't do it anymore. I just give him flea meds and brush him and he's pretty clean -
2018-05-26 at 1:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Even your cat wants you dead.
nah because then he'd have to go back to the animal shelter and he's had a prior owner that had him for a few weeks but couldn't handle him so took him back. It said in his paper work that they complained that he was too much of a cat, begged for treats, and beat up their toddler, though I'm sure the little brat probably had it coming.
I'm pretty sure he was just keeping me on my toes. If he really wanted to of killed me he would of done it while i was passed out -
2018-05-26 at 1:53 PM UTCThis thread tho
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2018-05-26 at 1:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah because then he'd have to go back to the animal shelter and he's had a prior owner that had him for a few weeks but couldn't handle him so took him back. It said in his paper work that they complained that he was too much of a cat, begged for treats, and beat up their toddler, though I'm sure the little brat probably had it coming.
I'm pretty sure he was just keeping me on my toes. If he really wanted to of killed me he would of done it while i was passed out
Alright well then heβs suicidal and wants to get away from you. -
2018-05-26 at 1:57 PM UTCI support drug use fully...eventually it kills off the lowest in the gene pool.
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