The Eclipse Cannon

1. 2018-05-25 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have created something so powerful that it could destroy this entire forum and leave no trace.
   
   
   
   The Eclipse Cannon (エクリプスキャノン, Ekuripusu Kyanon) is an open-source network stress testing and denial-of-service attack. It is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction on Niggasin.space created by Scrawny The Ghost, able to destroy forums and pierce hearts. The Faggot List is needed to power the cannon, as it takes large amounts of shitposting to power it. The creator is said to be the only one capable of weilding the full 100% power of the cannon solo.
   
   It is believed that The Eclipse Cannon could be utilized by a normal human being with the aid of a botnet spam network, but it has never been attempted.
2. 2018-05-25 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   AND NOW I WILL SHOW YOU JUST 1% OF ITS TRUE POWER!
   
   

   Show spoiler
3. 2018-05-25 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #3
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   #triggered
4. 2018-05-25 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The only thing keeping the cannons power at bay is that spoiler tag... without it your very soul would break.
5. 2018-05-25 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   i think i might feel a tingle in my nipple.
   
   the left one.
   
   or it could just be risirs tongue.
6. 2018-05-25 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol.
7. 2018-05-25 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #7
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel The only thing keeping the cannons power at bay is that spoiler tag… without it your very soul would break.

   
   im thinking about adding it in a phallus-shaped package with a max-output setting and using it as a strap-on.
   
   im taking volunteers.
8. 2018-06-06 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Just doing routine maintenance on the cannon... don't mind me.
   
   here is the script if anyone wants it
   
   https://pastebin.com/f82vP3La
9. 2018-06-11 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #9
   

   The loud obnoxious puking guy in a restaraunt Houston (banned)
   PROOF OF CONCEPT!!! IT WORKS HOLY FUCK!!!! SHUT DOWN NEW TOTSE IN 5 MINUTES!!! NEW RECORD!!!