2018-05-24 at 3:43 PM UTC
I just shit in the bushes outside of work, I don't know why, but I feel like I was able to shit so much better being out in nature, and squatting seems like a more natural stance, I didn't even have to use toilet roll.
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2018-05-24 at 3:46 PM UTC
Human buttholes are self cleaning
Did you feel like a bear.
2018-05-24 at 4:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Codebeta
Did you feel like a bear.
Yes a little. The wind around my ass felt good too.
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2018-05-24 at 5:17 PM UTC
Sometimes I think about pooping outside. I’ve never done it though.
2018-05-24 at 5:18 PM UTC
I like to do it in my pants
2018-05-24 at 5:24 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Your butthole must sting a lot from the unwiped shit juice.
2018-05-24 at 5:34 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I have pooped in a lot of places,
early on I shat in a grain tower, that was way to hot of an environment,, to much sweat and poor footing.
I shat in a cave a few times but its not the best place as its damp and no real ventilation.
I shat in a bucket, with a walmart bag in it then tossed the bag in the woodstove and burned it,, did that for a year when we didnt have septic hooked up to the trailer,, it was very satisfying to shit right next to the stove and then reap the btu's from the shit burning.
not recomended in summer months as we couldnt burn and had to use a 55 gallon barrel to store it,, wound up moving and taking it to the next place where we dig an 8 foot hole and poured it in.
I have to go work for a bit so I'll continue this later when I take a break
2018-05-24 at 5:56 PM UTC
i shat in a river once.
it was cold and the water was fast and furious.
2018-05-24 at 7:05 PM UTC
The Bidet~
Find a nice flowing spring
Spread cheeks
Set anus into water
2018-05-24 at 7:08 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yes water pooping is a great sensation and its just swish swish swish and everthing is clean
2018-05-24 at 7:09 PM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein
I just shit in the bushes outside of work, I don't know why, but I feel like I was able to shit so much better being out in nature, and squatting seems like a more natural stance, I didn't even have to use toilet roll.
Welcome
The green pill is actually the easiest pill to swallow and slides down the esophagus as easy as shit slides down the anal sphincter
If you're a self-proclaimed environmentalist and you're not shitting outside I can't take you seriously
Can you imagine the low IQ cognitive dissonance that occurs when you come back home from your "save da planet" protest and squeeze out a massive shit into a bunch of enhancemented water instead of utilising the beautiful nutrients our wonderful bodies discharge into the ecosystem as fertiliser
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2018-05-24 at 7:21 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I dont have to clench,,My pucker string in fully in tact and only 1 fat girls finger has ever been in there,, have to say best BJ ever,, but anyway I digress,, the point is aint no water gettin in my tight asshole
