So this happened

1. 2018-05-24 at 7:18 AM UTC

   #1
   cartof Yung Blood
   So I masturbated right? So I was just laying there on my bed with cum and Vaseline on my hand, then someone knocked, I though it was one of my brother's friends so I didn't wash my hand or anything
   But I opened the door and there were two jahova witnesses guys and I was like shiiiit! I talked to them to try and make them leave and at the end I shaked their hands with cum and Vaseline on my hand
   I tried to clean my hand with my shorts as I was talking to them but you could still feel the moist on it, and when I shaked the first guys hand, I think he noticed it smh
2. 2018-05-24 at 7:24 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by cartof cum and Vaseline on my hand, then someone knocked, I though it was one of my brother's friends so I didn't wash my hand or anything

   
   That's pretty gay
3. 2018-05-24 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #3
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cartof So I masturbated right? So I was just laying there on my bed with cum and Vaseline on my hand, then someone knocked, I though it was one of my brother's friends so I didn't wash my hand or anything
   But I opened the door and there were two jahova witnesses guys and I was like shiiiit! I talked to them to try and make them leave and at the end I shaked their hands with cum and Vaseline on my hand
   I tried to clean my hand with my shorts as I was talking to them but you could still feel the moist on it, and when I shaked the first guys hand, I think he noticed it smh

   
   You should do this more often and report back
4. 2018-05-24 at 9:52 AM UTC

   #4
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   
   
   let us prey ☠️
5. 2018-05-24 at 10:10 AM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by aldra That's pretty gay

   
   It's bromosexuality, it's completely natural.
6. 2018-05-24 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING It's bromosexuality, it's completely natural.

   
   ah, the sloppy handshake, I've heard rumours but never seen it in the wild
7. 2018-05-24 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't worry OP, they were clearly taking a long shot in trying to save your soul.
8. 2018-05-24 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #8
   

   infinityshock Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by cartof So I masturbated right? So I was just laying there on my bed with cum and Vaseline on my hand, then someone knocked, I though it was one of my brother's friends so I didn't wash my hand or anything
   But I opened the door and there were two jahova witnesses guys and I was like shiiiit! I talked to them to try and make them leave and at the end I shaked their hands with cum and Vaseline on my hand
   I tried to clean my hand with my shorts as I was talking to them but you could still feel the moist on it, and when I shaked the first guys hand, I think he noticed it smh

   
   you should have whipped your cock out and had them shake that for a second round of stranger-fapping