jedis decide to find dead WW2 jedis in Ukraine

2018-05-22 at 10:51 PM UTC

#1

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

They're determined to find dead jedis, and that's just what they'll do. By hook or by crook.

It's a whole other shoah! Gazillions dead!

2018-05-22 at 11:06 PM UTC

#2

infinityshock Black Hole

no one believes the holohoax ever happened anyway.

those kikes have been feeding their persecution complex since that shit-religion was invented by some incestual handsome and well tanned individual 2500 years ago.

there is zero archeological evidence kikes were ever enslaved in egypt yet it is possibly the biggest premise of their religion.

if anyone ever elects me to be king of the universe the first thing im going to do is drop a 100MT enhanced-radiation nuke right on top of the temple mount. followed by another right in the middle of the mohammedian magic meteor nigger cube.

2018-05-23 at 12:44 AM UTC

#3

Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

Originally posted by infinityshock no one believes the holohoax ever happened anyway.

Unfortunately quite a few people believe.

those kikes have been feeding their persecution complex since that shit-religion was invented by some incestual handsome and well tanned individual 2500 years ago.

I've heard 4500 years ago, which doesn't seem unreasonable for some shitty bronze age cult. The current Hebrew year is 5778.

there is zero archeological evidence kikes were ever enslaved in egypt yet it is possibly the biggest premise of their religion.

True the first part, and the slavery in Egypt and then Babylon (how did that even happen) is their foundational myth. Even if you believe them themselves, they were insanely privileged in both societies. Moses was the Imperial Egyptian Minister for Agriculture and Finance for instance. Some day they'll probably write about how they were enslaved in America.

if anyone ever elects me to be king of the universe the first thing im going to do is drop a 100MT enhanced-radiation nuke right on top of the temple mount. followed by another right in the middle of the mohammedian magic meteor nigger cube.

I'll take more than 200MT to wipe clean the delusions of the middle east.

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aldra

2018-05-23 at 12:58 AM UTC

#4

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by penisbreath Unfortunately quite a few people believe.

I've heard 4500 years ago, which doesn't seem unreasonable for some shitty bronze age cult. The current Hebrew year is 5778.

True the first part, and the slavery in Egypt and then Babylon (how did that even happen) is their foundational myth. Even if you believe them themselves, they were insanely privileged in both societies. Moses was the Imperial Egyptian Minister for Agriculture and Finance for instance. Some day they'll probably write about how they were enslaved in America.

I'll take more than 200MT to wipe clean the delusions of the middle east.

no one that really counts. only the ones who are going to be the first to be sent to the new concentration camps

give or take. every aspect of their religious doctrine was stolen or borrowed from earlier religions.

im not trying to wipe out the entire region...just the focal points of a couple of degenerate cults. 100MT single device is more than sufficient to vaporize any possibility of religious zealoutry. i suspect advisors will recommend a lower 'dosage' but the yield is intended as much for sending a message as serving a purpose. that...and with the resultant crater and prevailing local weather patterns... nothing is going to be built there for a few hundred thousand years.

2018-05-23 at 2:36 AM UTC

#5

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

lol jedi skeletons

you can tell by the beak

2018-05-23 at 2:37 AM UTC

#6

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

you should at least include the title of the book though

2018-05-23 at 2:52 AM UTC

#7

Rivotril Houston

Finding inexistent bodies.

2018-05-23 at 3:52 AM UTC

#8

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

or just digging up bodies from various conflicts and massacres and calling them jedis

2018-05-23 at 4:53 AM UTC

#9

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock there is zero archeological evidence kikes were ever enslaved in egypt yet it is possibly the biggest premise of their religion.

egyptian pharaohs had very pronounced hook noses.

jedis were clearly egyptians, but becos they refused to call themselves egyptians, therefore theyd become jedis.

2018-05-23 at 4:54 AM UTC

#10

benny vader YELLOW GHOST