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Do u nerds play online video games all day?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Try working out and talking to girls, for a change.
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    go check on granny, mat
  3. #3
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Why tho?
  4. #4
    Do nerds keep repeating themselves over and over and over for years?
  5. #5
    Yeah and I have a girlfriend.
  6. #6
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    You can do both. But no. I'm not able to play any modern games. I had a great kill ratio in Cod 4 hardcore search and destroy
  7. #7
    mso8 Houston
    i used to but nowadays i dont have the motivation to play games
  8. #8
    I make games.
  9. #9
    Life is a video game.
  10. #10
    literally



    http://lif3web.wikia.com/wiki/Lif3web_Wikia
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    no, no i do not play online video games all day
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no, no i do not play online video games all day

    lies you have your own fucking hotdog tycoon game

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Bill KrozbyDOG TYCOON

    It will look something like this




    Bill Krozbydog Tycoon.

    tip jar
    cellphone
    $1000 start
    Cooler (10lbs)
    Deep Freeze (70lbs)

    EVENTS:
    Rain (less traffic, drinks sell less)
    Summer (increased traffic, more drinks sell, alcohol sells)
    Snow (low traffic, hot drinks sell)
    Concert/Sports team in town (more traffic, drinks sell)
    Holiday (increased traffic, alcohol sells, more night traffic)
    New Years (hot drinks, alcohol, more traffic, night traffic)
    Food sick outbreak (less traffic, contaminated food possible)
    Riots (less traffic, crime increased)

    Hotdog Stands- (more than one stand is possible)
    Stans Stands and Rentals ($50/day to rent a stand)
    New Hotdog Stand - $500
    Deluxe Stand - $1500
    Food Van - $5000
    Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile - $10,000

    Stand Items-
    Wieners, Sausage
    Buns
    Onions, Condiments
    Beverages

    STORES:
    Convienice Store
    Grocer
    Specialty Butcher Shop
    Hardware Store
    Bulk Dealer (used)
    Realtor
    Ad Agency

    item stats:
    Brand Name - Higher Food Ratings.
    Family Size - More amount of item.
    Ltd Edition/Large - Higher Capacity
    Lucky - increase cash
    Flashy - draws in customers.
    Deluxe/Super - more effect
    Used - less capacity
    spoiled/tainted - gets someone sick.

    ITEMS:
    Mystery Meat dogs $1.50/pk
    Chicken Dogs $2.30/pk
    All Beef Dogs $3.50/pk
    Turkey Dogs $4/pk
    Veggie Dog $4/pk
    Italian Sausage $4.50/pk
    Brautwurst $4.80/pk
    Cheddar Smokie $5/pk
    Gluten Free ? $5
    Organic Local Sausage $6/pk
    White Buns $2/pk
    Whole Wheat buns $2/pk
    Seasame Seed bun $2.20/pk
    Gluten free $3/pk
    Pretzal Bun $3.50/pk
    Cheese pepperoni bun $4/pk
    Organic Local Buns $5/pk
    Bag of Onions $3
    Jalapeno Peppers $6
    Local Organic Produce $9
    Catsup $1
    Ketchup $2
    Relish $2
    Mustard $2
    Saurkraut $2
    Hot Sauce $2
    Dijon Mustard $4
    Chili/Cheese $4
    Chili/Cheese bags $8
    Ice $10, $25, $50.
    Bottled Water $12
    Juice $20
    Cola $15
    Bottled Beer $15
    Canned Beer $12
    Beer Keg $50
    Hot Chocolate mix $20
    Local specialty drink $25
    Used empty propane bottle $50
    Propane Refill $75
    Propane Bottle (new full) $150

    LOCATIONS:
    Low Income neighborhood (free) medium traffic, crime (alcohol) $1000/day. low competition
    Suburb (free) Low traffic. $2000/day no competition
    Strip Mall ($20 rent/day). High traffic, low prices expected. $3500/day. low competition
    Subway Station ($50 rent/day). Lots of traffic on special events. $4000/day. low comp.
    Mall ($90/day) Lots of traffic, more food variety is expected. $5000/day . medium comp.
    Downtown ($120/day) high traffic, depends on the day,crime,alcohol,high.comp. $15000/day
    Amusement Park ($150/day) Huge amount of traffic, high prices tolerated. $7000/day high.comp
    Sports Arena ($300/day) Huge amount of traffic, lots of staff needed.(alcohol) $10000/day medium comp.
    Music Festival ($500 for 1 week) Large amount of traffic (alcohol) low prices medium.comp
    expected.
    Space Station ($1000/day) Medium Traffic, High prices tolerated. ,

    EMPLOYEES: ($20/day) ($50/day) ($100/day), contract.
    can be hired from the internet for free.
    Newspaper Ads $50
    culinary school ads $100.
    Clowns($75)/Bikini Girls($100)/Muscle Men($100)/Sign Spinners($25)
    Magicgian ($150)

    HOTDOG STAND HARDWARE:
    Huge Cooler ($50) 50lbs capacity
    Cash Register ($90) Increase transaction speed
    DEBIT system ($100) increases transaction speed
    Speaker System ($100) draws in customers.
    Giant Inflatable Hotdog ($150) draws in customers.
    Large Grill ($85) cook more hotdogs at once
    Umbrella ($50) Allow Rain operations
    Neon Sign ($150) Allows night operations
    portable Freezer ($250) store ice, food and drinks on hot days.
    Chili/Cheese machine ($300) dispense hot chili and nacho cheese.
    High Tech battery upgrade ($2000) run all electronics(grill) from a chargable battery
    Huge Deep Freezer ($350) holds 200lbs of food
    Fan ($100) Brings in customers on hot days
    Propane Heater ($120) Brings in customers on cold days

    ADVERTISEMENT:
    Internet $10
    Flyer $20
    Newspaper $50
    TV/Radio $100
    Billboard $500
    Blimp $1500

    BANK:
    Store money (prevent cash robbery)
    Buy and sell hotdog stocks (competition)
    Credit Line for expenses

    Competition-
    Small Stand ($1000/day revenue)
    Big Stand ($2000/day)
    large stands ($4000/day)
    Truck ($5000/day) Chain ($10k/day)
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  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Hey
  14. #14
    HTS highlight reel
    >online video games

    Ha ha, online is too social for me thanks.
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  15. #15
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Life is a video game faggot, there are just no save points
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  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lol
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Try working out and talking to girls, for a change.

    i cyber with your mum online you nigger faggot
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i cyber with your mum online you nigger faggot

    Teehee, is this true?!
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i cyber with your mum online you nigger faggot

    hah, where have you been
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra hah, where have you been

    Just been busy with work and swimming at barton springs / getting high
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