Fonaplats' IM FINALLY FREE. FUCK YEAH - WEDNESDAY!

1. 2018-05-22 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   Fonaplats here.
   Good news.
   I woke up and got ready to go to court and just as I was leaving my beautiful public defender called and said I did not have to come and that everything was terminated.
   CASE CLOSED!
   PROBATION TERMINATED!
   Woooooo Hoooooo :)
   
   Time to jam out to music.
   All smiles today.
   Much love my niggas.
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2. 2018-05-22 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's Tuesday
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3. 2018-05-22 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #3
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Unless you're in australia maybe??
4. 2018-05-22 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
5. 2018-05-22 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   da fuq? don't take away a day on me ffs i have a hard enough time already remembering shit like that.
   
   just be cool
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6. 2018-05-22 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shit. I am going to messgae Lanny now.
7. 2018-05-22 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #7
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's never good when you are a day ahead...hey wait can you tell me what tuesday nights mega millions winning numbers were/are?
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8. 2018-05-22 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Watch my video first Fiona.
9. 2018-05-22 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #9
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala

   
   id hit it.
   
   with a piece of #32 rebar
10. 2018-05-22 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala

    
    I never got to see your neck.
    You are delusional as fuck.
    Dont cake make-up like that. Your lips look like they have shit on them.
    Why are you complicating everything.
    Life is not that hard to deal with.
    Stop trying to tackle everything at once.
    Start jogging and doing sit ups.
    Also I can smell your breath through my computer.
    Stop eating cat food and start brushing your teeth and tongue.
    Lastly, call the fona-fone (937) 522-1751
    I am very proud of you for making this video lala.
    I just wish I had never seen it.
    But its okay because I still believe I can fix you.
    On the plus side if they ever bring back The Drew Carey Show, you can play Mimi.
    
    I think you might have went overboard tackling your eating disorder.
11. 2018-05-22 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #11
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I never got to see your neck.
    You are delusional as fuck.
    Dont cake make-up like that. Your lips look like they have shit on them.
    Why are you complicating everything.
    Life is not that hard to deal with.
    Stop trying to tackle everything at once.
    Start jogging and doing sit ups.
    Also I can smell your breath through my computer.
    Stop eating cat food and start brushing your teeth and tongue.
    Lastly, call the fona-fone (937) 522-1751
    I am very proud of you for making this video lala.
    I just wish I had never seen it.
    But its okay because I still believe I can fix you.
    On the plus side if they ever bring back The Drew Carey Show, you can play Mimi.
    
    I think you might have went overboard tackling your eating disorder.

    
    you forgot the most important one:
    
    finding the original source for the need to be a masochistic attention whore. find that. fix that. problems solved.
12. 2018-05-22 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I never got to see your neck.
    You are delusional as fuck.
    Dont cake make-up like that. Your lips look like they have shit on them.
    Why are you complicating everything.
    Life is not that hard to deal with.
    Stop trying to tackle everything at once.
    Start jogging and doing sit ups.
    Also I can smell your breath through my computer.
    Stop eating cat food and start brushing your teeth and tongue.
    Lastly, call the fona-fone (937) 522-1751
    I am very proud of you for making this video lala.
    I just wish I had never seen it.
    But its okay because I still believe I can fix you.
    On the plus side if they ever bring back The Drew Carey Show, you can play Mimi.
    
    I think you might have went overboard tackling your eating disorder.

    
    Lmfao. That’s not really me Fiona.
13. 2018-05-22 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, its April aka DontTellEm on here.
14. 2018-05-22 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lmfao. That’s not really me Fiona.

    
    Until you prove it otherwise, that is you.
    
    Also, I like it when you call me Fiona.
    It makes my girl come out.
15. 2018-05-22 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ok
    
    *wobble wobble*
    
    Wanna cam later?
16. 2018-05-22 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Ok
    
    *wobble wobble*
    
    Wanna cam later?

    
    tinychat.com/room/tinybltc
    Im in there now.
    Just me
17. 2018-05-22 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #17
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lmfao. That’s not really me Fiona.

    
    I sure hope not, because damn.
18. 2018-05-22 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well I can’t rn. I’m working. That’s why I said LATER. Sigh!
19. 2018-05-22 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I can’t rn. I’m working. That’s why I said LATER. Sigh!

    
    Okay. Just call me (937) 522-1751
20. 2018-05-22 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Great news!
    I got a fona-fone call and it just made my day.
    I am so thankful to all my fona-friends.
    I love each and everyone of you.
    Together we will do great things.
    I know it might be a little while before I have my shit together enough to come and visit all of you but I am saving my money and plan on getting my license back and a car soon.
    I am so very excited about going to meet my fona-friend caller.
    Thank you so much for everything you guys do.
    And thank you Lala for calling the fona-fone.
    You are awesome and I am so proud of you.
    I love you.
    I love all of you.