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  1. #1
    Tim Hortons literally blocks this site for "inappropriate content"

    Yet they allow homeless people to shoot up in their bathroom
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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Huh
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Right. Eh!
  4. #4
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    IKR? Where is Tim?
  5. #5
    That's the Canadian version of starbucks isn't it
  6. #6
    Tim Hortons is a shitty coffee and donut shop with no flavoured coffee and crusty, sickly sweet pastries and sandwiches that give you cancer. No matter where you are in Canada you're never more than 15 feet away from a "Timmys" as most Canucks affectionately call them. A few years ago they were bought out by Burger King who proceeded to move their headquarters to Canada to integrate. It's literally named after a shitty, third rate hockey player who started a franchise, died and his widowed wife sold them for booze money then went back to court to try to get ownership when they became profitable. Their overhead is basically zilch because their coffee is just cigarette butts and boiling hot tap water.

    And they blocked this site. Adorable
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  7. #7
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by yum Tim Hortons is a shitty coffee and donut shop with no flavoured coffee and crusty, sickly sweet pastries and sandwiches that give you cancer. No matter where you are in Canada you're never more than 15 feet away from a "Timmys" as most Canucks affectionately call them. A few years ago they were bought out by Burger King who proceeded to move their headquarters to Canada to integrate. It's literally named after a shitty, third rate hockey player who started a franchise, died and his widowed wife sold them for booze money then went back to court to try to get ownership when they became profitable. Their overhead is basically zilch because their coffee is just cigarette butts and boiling hot tap water.

    And they blocked this site. Adorable

    I don't know who you are yum but you do be goin' hard son.
  8. #8
    Sorry I got niggasin.space and no agenda banned from Hortons when I was homeless last year.

    Originally posted by yum Tim Hortons is a shitty coffee and donut shop with no flavoured coffee and crusty, sickly sweet pastries and sandwiches that give you cancer. No matter where you are in Canada you're never more than 15 feet away from a "Timmys" as most Canucks affectionately call them. A few years ago they were bought out by Burger King who proceeded to move their headquarters to Canada to integrate. It's literally named after a shitty, third rate hockey player who started a franchise, died and his widowed wife sold them for booze money then went back to court to try to get ownership when they became profitable. Their overhead is basically zilch because their coffee is just cigarette butts and boiling hot tap water.

    And they blocked this site. Adorable

    They have good iced coffee though
  9. #9
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    It's the word niggas that is flagged

    racism runs amuck here as well as long as infinity makes it his second home
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by yum Tim Hortons is a shitty coffee and donut shop with no flavoured coffee and crusty, sickly sweet pastries and sandwiches that give you cancer. No matter where you are in Canada you're never more than 15 feet away from a "Timmys" as most Canucks affectionately call them. A few years ago they were bought out by Burger King who proceeded to move their headquarters to Canada to integrate. It's literally named after a shitty, third rate hockey player who started a franchise, died and his widowed wife sold them for booze money then went back to court to try to get ownership when they became profitable. Their overhead is basically zilch because their coffee is just cigarette butts and boiling hot tap water.

    And they blocked this site. Adorable

    reviews dont get more raving than that...
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock It's the word niggas that is flagged

    racism runs amuck here as well as long as infinity makes it his second home

  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I don't know who you are yum but you do be goin' hard son.

    Matter of Instability nigga
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  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by yum Tim Hortons literally blocks this site for "inappropriate content"

    Yet they allow homeless people to shoot up in their bathroom

    how do they know people are shooting up in the bathroom lol? anytime ive shot up in the bathroom i would close the door so they couldn't see haahahaaha
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how do they know people are shooting up in the bathroom lol?

    When they don't come back out
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how do they know people are shooting up in the bathroom lol?

    Because it's a Tim Hortons and the person will be in there for an hour.

    That's why they started locking the bathroom doors at all the tim Hortons so you have to ask a person working there to use the bathroom.

    If they are busy you have to wait in line to ask and I've seen people start banging on the doors yelling "HELLO HELLO WILL SOMEONE UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!"

    I used to snort meth and shave in the Tim Hortons bathroom so I can see why people get pissed off when they can't get Access.

    I remember one time at a McDonalds there was a bunch of people outside the bathroom yelling at the workers to open the fucking doors (both genders) and I was only there to do a line in the bathroom so I said fuck it and chopped a line of meth on my phone screen and snorted it right there in the middle of the restaurant next to some young child and his grandparents.

    I think this might just be a Canada thing though because I'm pretty sure Americans aren't all nazi communist scumbags that don't let people use their bathrooms.

    http://theprovince.com/news/local-news/woman-detained-after-feces-flinging-incident-at-langley-tim-hortons
  16. #16
    Nah, and large city in the US will be the same way
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Stores should have spring-loaded toilets that launch you out behind the store after 20 minutes

    A lot of it is just moral posturing though; who cares what people do in the bathroom as long as they don't block access or make a mess. Leaving syringes lying around should be a more serious offence than drug use
  18. #18
    I gave up trying to be homeless once I learned water fountains, electrical outlets, wifi and bathrooms and guarded more heavily than products on a store shelf.

    People are fucked.

    You can steal hundreds of $ worth of stuff walking around downtown in a few hours but try using the bathroom and filling a bottle of water it's actually more difficult than stealing.
  19. #19
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I gave up trying to be homeless once I learned water fountains, electrical outlets, wifi and bathrooms…

    No you didn't. You gave up trying to be a homeless tweaker when you conned HTS into being your sugar daddy.
  20. #20
    Oh yeah and how much money did she shell out for me to get here?.

    I would have flown her to me back when I had my own place and a good job last summer but she was convinced I was gonna catfish her (I wonder who put those ideas in her head). and It took me months to get her to agree to me moving here because she thought I was just gonna troll her.

    Maybe if her fake ass TC "friends" didn't just torment and harass her online 24/7 she would actually not hate herself enough to go out into the world and experience new things.

    I specifically remember sending her pages of stuff I saved from TC where you all joked about ruining her life and laughing at her depression when she wasn't there.

    Some friends you are.

    No wonder she tried to kill herself all those times if the only people she talks to are fuck ups and losers on the internet, i'd try to kill myself too if you were the only people who talked to me.
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