What are currently sitting on?

1. 2018-05-21 at 5 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Amirite?
2. 2018-05-21 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #2
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   My ass
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rock_N_Rollover
3. 2018-05-21 at 7 PM UTC

   #3
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   your moms face
4. 2018-05-21 at 7 PM UTC

   #4
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   the dock of a bay
5. 2018-05-21 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #5
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   A pillow in a hospital bed. If I don't have an ass pillow I get nerve pain in my hip. I have made many transport, nurses, and doctors laugh over my sacred ass pillow. Idgaf this shit def helps my pain. I feel like a 60 yo lady though bitching about my ass pillow.
6. 2018-05-21 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm sure it sounds ridiculous to have to tell them how important your ass pillow is, but I get it. Laying in a bed all day makes your back feel something awful, don't care if you're 20 or 200.
7. 2018-05-21 at 8:30 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone A pillow in a hospital bed. If I don't have an ass pillow I get nerve pain in my hip. I have made many transport, nurses, and doctors laugh over my sacred ass pillow. Idgaf this shit def helps my pain. I feel like a 60 yo lady though bitching about my ass pillow.

   
   if youd lose a few metric tons your ass-bone wouldnt be suffering from stress cracks due to the excessive load and every time you sat down you wouldnt dislocate a hip.
   
   now stfu and post nude selfies
8. 2018-05-21 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   40 G's and a half pound. Hby?