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  1. #21
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    No more writing your name in the snow

    Squatting like a bitch
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Meet Trent Gates, A self-described 22 year old gay non-binary "null" gender powerbottom twink that runs a website that features helpful how to's, info, videos and even an entire community based around cutting off your genitals. On top of managing "eunuchmaker.co.uk" Trent of course also has a tumblr and patreon dedicated to genital chopping and gay stuff.






    www.eunuchmaker.co.uk/




    Stole this shit str8 from efukt.
    Why?
    Because I am still waking up and havent thought of a good adjective to use to describe my Friday.




    And you guys were worried about A pic of a fake ass tranny 🙄😂😂😂😂
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    new old Houston
    almost passed out seeing this ...
  4. #24
    Make sure you show the wifey 🙋🏻‍♂️😂
  5. #25
    new old Houston
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Make sure you show the wifey 🙋🏻‍♂️😂


    when I do I'm gonna play that detachable penis song ...
  6. #26
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    What was that white straw thing? do we have white straws in our pee pees?
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    lorena bobbit
  8. #28
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces And you guys were worried about A pic of a fake ass tranny 🙄😂😂😂😂


    Definitely a good point lol.

    🤢🤮🤢
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  9. #29
    Originally posted by new old when I do I'm gonna play that detachable penis song …



    Hey there swingin' bachelors
    Are you tired of the steady drip
    Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
    Then Peter Rooter's for you

    Peter Rooter, that's the name
    You just flush your troubles
    Down the drain
    Rotten Peter, rotten Peter, rotten Peter


    😂😂
  10. #30
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    regarding penis straw.. is it natural or did he put a straw where his penis was?

    i'm really weirded out and traumatised by those photos. he's so young. like a highschool kid. WTF
  11. #31
    new old Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock lorena bobbit


    drove by as cops were searching in the grass for his missing member

    bitch caused a traffic jam that morning, I was late for work
  12. #32
    new old Houston
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Hey there swingin' bachelors
    Are you tired of the steady drip
    Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
    Then Peter Rooter's for you

    Peter Rooter, that's the name
    You just flush your troubles
    Down the drain
    Rotten Peter, rotten Peter, rotten Peter


    😂😂


    i think if we ever tried high fives, we would miss
  13. #33
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    He posts this kind of shit and I get harassed over a fucking tranny gif.


    Wow.


    Fucking wow.
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  14. #34
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces And you guys were worried about A pic of a fake ass tranny 🙄😂😂😂😂

    Tell me about it.

    Double standard I guess.
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's just because we have several full-blown trannies here who could become offended. Inversely, we only have one member who wants to cut his dick off. It's a matter of economic polity, really.
  16. #36
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by new old drove by as cops were searching in the grass for his missing member

    bitch caused a traffic jam that morning, I was late for work

    Didn't she cut it off again?
  17. #37
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Again.. White straw? urethrae?
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Again.. White straw? urethrae?

    You're going to be having nightmares about this for awhile, bud. You looking down and your dick is missing. Then you're running around in a panic desperately looking for it.
  19. #39
    new old Houston
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Didn't she cut it off again?


    all i know is he made a xxx movie called frankenpenis ... didn't watch, I'd faint prolly
  20. #40
    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    weimar ain't got shit on us son
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