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Just ate slug eggs
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2018-05-18 at 11:23 PM UTCI'm gonna prank call Pfizer and ask why their cough gels make me puke for a week and destroy my insides.
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2018-05-18 at 11:26 PM UTCtheres some parasitic disease that shit causes. i cant remember what its called
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2018-05-18 at 11:37 PM UTCthey look meth teeth friendly
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2018-05-18 at 11:49 PM UTC
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2018-05-18 at 11:51 PM UTCO_o
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2018-05-19 at 12 AM UTCWhy do you do this to yourself OP?
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2018-05-19 at 12:18 AM UTCI puked
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2018-05-19 at 5:32 AM UTCtook bundy and became a body of water and got sexually assaulted by slugs.
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2018-05-19 at 6:09 AM UTC
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2018-05-19 at 10:24 AM UTC
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2018-05-19 at 1:40 PM UTCOr if you swallow them they will hatch into full grown slugs
And then they will jam themselves through your intestinal tract and rape your asshole from the inside. Then when they are satisfied they will burst out of you like that scene from Aliens, but instead of your chest they try to crawl from your arse and it's really slimy and painful.
Slugs are not gentle, they will shred your asshole and break your soul.
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2018-05-19 at 1:45 PM UTCYou shove slugs up your cock whole? what the fuck is wrong you my dude? needles and gerbils work better. Tickle more too so I've heard. I think you need to get a diagnosis on your intestinal malfunctions by a specialist in this sort of funky fubar'd fetish you got here
Do you share each other's cream too? just weird dude. -
2018-05-19 at 1:46 PM UTCNo, you swallow them you sick fuck.
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2018-05-19 at 1:51 PM UTCOhhh
Uhmm how is it they don't get stuck midway down though? they may need to piss or shit before getting down there the hole way. You wish them down with anything? like cleaning products? or what? -
2018-05-19 at 1:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Ohhh
Uhmm how is it they don't get stuck midway down though? they may need to piss or shit before getting down there the hole way. You wish them down with anything? like cleaning products? or what?
Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.
Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.
If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.
Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.
They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.
Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-19 at 2:18 PM UTC
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2018-05-23 at 2:57 AM UTCI dream about taking good bundy, but there's just allowed extremely low mg of bundy-based products here.
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2018-05-23 at 3:54 AM UTC'agent lemon' extraction works well enough
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2018-05-23 at 1:22 PM UTCbundy citrate sucks
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2018-05-23 at 2:04 PM UTCBuy do they spit or swallow?
