What are you thinking about....

1. 2018-05-18 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #281
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 It means you can’t have it all…basically
   
   Cucumbers are cool to the touch due to the high water content and thin skin
   
   Here’s a link to more…
   
   https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076/amp

   
   wet, at best. Cool? Naw.
2. 2018-05-18 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #282
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   cucumbers make cool sex toys I think is where it comes from
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Red_Woman
3. 2018-05-18 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #283
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   they scare the everlivin fuck out of cats too
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
4. 2018-05-18 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #284
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The whole "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" is obsolete now because of saftey/bulletproof glass development etc.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Red_Woman, 
   • itybit
5. 2018-05-18 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #285
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
6. 2018-05-18 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #286
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   Seems to be a lot of glass house people coming in lately
7. 2018-05-18 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #287
   

   tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
   Should I read back?? Or continue on dumb as a box of rocks?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • itybit
8. 2018-05-18 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #288
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Should I read back?? Or continue on dumb as a box of rocks?

   
   the rocks option is fine as long as you have safety glass.
9. 2018-05-18 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #289
   

   tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
   Quit trying to bust on my face
10. 2018-05-18 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #290
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Quit trying to bust on my face

    
    why?
11. 2018-05-18 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #291
    

    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Should I read back?? Or continue on dumb as a box of rocks?

    
    No need to read back, I'm going to join you in the dumb as a box of rocks gig lol
12. 2018-05-18 at 5 PM UTC

    #292
    

    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    
    
    Yay I wont be alone
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • itybit
13. 2018-05-18 at 8 PM UTC

    #293
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The whole "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" is obsolete now because of saftey/bulletproof glass development etc.

    
    The man’s got a fucking valid point people!!
    
    
14. 2018-05-18 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #294
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by EllariaSand The man’s got a fucking valid point people!!
    
    

    
    bulletproof glass...isnt.
    
    i have a small piece (chunk) of it laying around somewhere as evidence of that fact.
15. 2018-05-19 at 12:34 AM UTC

    #295
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Ya know the Thank button for saying “it’s ok if the poster didn’t die” or whatever it says....Where’s the button to say “it would be ok if the poster DID die”?! JS 🤷🏼‍♀️😁
16. 2018-05-19 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #296
    

    Tyrone Shoelaces Houston

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Ya know the Thank button for saying “it’s ok if the poster didn’t die” or whatever it says….Where’s the button to say “it would be ok if the poster DID die”?! JS 🤷🏼‍♀️😁

    
    😂😂 WTH 😢🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️
17. 2018-05-19 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #297
    

    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Ya know the Thank button for saying “it’s ok if the poster didn’t die” or whatever it says….Where’s the button to say “it would be ok if the poster DID die”?! JS 🤷🏼‍♀️😁

    
    They should have that too. :)
18. 2018-05-19 at 12:51 AM UTC

    #298
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Absolutely! Lol :)
19. 2018-05-19 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #299
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The proper Totse meme is "die in a grease fire". Kids today just don't get it.
    
    *shakes head sadly*
20. 2018-05-19 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #300
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The proper Totse meme is "die in a grease fire". Kids today just don't get it.
    
    *shakes head sadly*

    
    That works too. 😁😉