ATTN: NARCassist

1. 2018-05-16 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   You should both come visit me for a few days (the less time the better, like 3 days, cos you might be a boring cunt).
   
   Yes I live in my Mom's house, but we have a nice farm here which you can visit, and we have cars, and you can get rail and sail tickets from English cities all the way to Dublin, which include your train journey and your ferry journey combined, for just £34 all included ( https://www.irishferries.com/uk-en/special-offers-from-britain-to-ireland/rail-sail/ ).
   
   
   Whereas a simple train journey along the same routes can cost over £100. It's so cheap as it's all subsidised, some sort of government incentive to encourage travel and mutual understanding between Ireland and England. I can pick you up in Dublin port if you aren't an awkward cunt, and give you a nice bedroom for a few nights for free, (if you aren't a smelly cunt), cos it's all just sitting there idle anyway.
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2. 2018-05-16 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Noted
   
   NARC are you coming
3. 2018-05-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Yeah we'll put you up in the big bedroom. Don't worry, it's big enough. It'll be entertaining - Daily in one bed, worrying about carbs, and Narc in the other, trying to smoke his heroin.
4. 2018-05-16 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Daily Don't be intimidated
   
   I'm really charming and friendly irl. This is just an act
   
   I wanna do heroin faggot

   
   he's extremely intimidated. When I asked if my gf and I could meet him he said fine but I would have to promise no pictures... as if i would even care to take one of him lol
5. 2018-05-16 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   Invaded France.
6. 2018-05-16 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #26
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Red_Woman Invaded France.

   
   yeah for real, after the allies invaded italy, we invaded france, they called it d-day. i guess you guys were too busy with your own invasion to notice tho.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-05-16 at 8:14 AM UTC

   #27
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's extremely intimidated. When I asked if my gf and I could meet him he said fine but I would have to promise no pictures… as if i would even care to take one of him lol

   
   well i didn't really want to be meeting a possible rapist and i'm certainly not wanting to meet a confirmed one. unless its down some dark alley away from cctv and shit. and of course i'm not having you take pictures and posting all over here like you do so carelessly with your own. i don't ever take pics or allow them to be taken of me anytime, not ever. i'm not even kidding, the only pics you could find of me as an adult are mugshots the pigs took. like i'm gonna change my policy on that for some yankie selfie obsessed rapist.
   
   besides, you start posting pics of me with you and people might start thinking i'm a rapist too. like i'm gonna have that ffs.
   
   
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8. 2018-05-16 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist yeah for real, after the allies invaded italy, we invaded france, they called it d-day. i guess you guys were too busy with your own invasion to notice tho.
   
   
   
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   Sure. It was all a big conspiracy. lol
9. 2018-05-16 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lot of muppets in this thread with their circuit breakers
10. 2018-05-16 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #30
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah for real, after the allies invaded italy, we invaded france, they called it d-day. i guess you guys were too busy with your own invasion to notice tho

    Originally posted by infinityshock you didnt invade anything, handsome and well tanned individual. the only thing you know about invading is from that time you had too many roofie daiquiris at your favorite gay bar and found yourself splayed out on the pool table getting your orifices invaded by large quantities of dick

11. 2018-05-16 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #31
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock you didnt invade anything, handsome and well tanned individual. the only thing you know about invading is from that time you had too many roofie daiquiris at your favorite gay bar and found yourself splayed out on the pool table getting your orifices invaded by large quantities of dick

    
    i was one of the first up that beach in sicily you disrespectful prick, so shows how much you know what you're talking about. dumbass.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-05-16 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jill's new gimmick of putting his quote inside of the posts he quotes is fucking hilarious and original. Edgemaster9000
13. 2018-05-16 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Jill's new gimmick of putting his quote inside of the posts he quotes is fucking hilarious and original. Edgemaster9000

    
    he started doing it coz he thinks it stops you quoting him, yet failed to realize all you gotta do is copy/pasta then click quote anyway, lol.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-05-16 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist i was one of the first up that beach in sicily you disrespectful prick, so shows how much you know what you're talking about. dumbass.
    
    
    
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    Two of my relatives were part of Operation Husky Airbourne Division and one never made it back.
15. 2018-05-16 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock

    
    Who is Nar.
16. 2018-05-16 at 10 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nar is marc.
17. 2018-05-16 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #37
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Codebeta Who is Nar.

    
    i dunno who the fuck that could be tbph.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-05-16 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Nar is marc.

    
    Lol...do I know him or her or am I missing something. I just skim threads.
19. 2018-05-16 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #39
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Codebeta Lol…do I know him or her or am I missing something. I just skim threads.

    
    i think you might be missing something yeah.
    
    
    
    
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20. 2018-05-16 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #40
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    vision maybe.
    
    
    
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