Fonaplats' Birthday Thread

1. 2018-05-16 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I made it to work an hour early.
   I'm really grateful I love my job so much.
   I hope everyone is having a great day today.
   One thing I did notice is that I look older.
   I probably look like I'm at least 19 or 20 now.
   Feels so weird.
   I don't wanna get older.
   I've already broke my hip once.
   And if anyone wants to know the exact time of my birth it was May 16th 1990 at 3:14pm.
   I sure do hope to get to meet everyone in real life soon.
   And I also hope Luigi is looking down on us from heaven.
   I feel bad about making a joke about him dying.
   I had no idea he actually died.
   Rest in peace Luigi.
2. 2018-05-16 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #42
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   someone took their prozac...
3. 2018-05-16 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist i hope somebody really close to you dies on your birthday.

   
   Watch out, karma is a bitch and will get you instead.
4. 2018-05-16 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thanks Fona...I will. Don't forget to feed the bats.
5. 2018-05-16 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #45
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats And I also hope Luigi is looking down on us from heaven.
   I feel bad about making a joke about him dying.
   I had no idea he actually died.
   Rest in peace Luigi.

   
   wut
6. 2018-05-16 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He is not dead.
7. 2018-05-16 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra wut

   
   He died.
   I confirmed it.
   He was working on his van without jack stands and it crushed him.
   I miss him badly.
8. 2018-05-16 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They got me working a small press today.
   I have to work with 2 other people and there isn't even enough room for my comfort zone.
   It's going to be a good day though because I get to let people into my life and I get to invade theirs
9. 2018-05-16 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’m gonna eat some birthday cake in your honor.
10. 2018-05-16 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats They got me working a small press today.
    I have to work with 2 other people and there isn't even enough room for my comfort zone.
    It's going to be a good day though because I get to let people into my life and I get to invade theirs

    
    if you can convince them to do it in the nude you can even have some accidental seks...
11. 2018-05-16 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #51
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    May 16th is a really weird date to be born js
12. 2018-05-16 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Congratulations on the new babby op don't spend it all in one place.
    
    I'm going to brush my teeth
    I'm going to put my left shoe on.
    I'm going to put my right shoe on.
    That's all.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
13. 2018-05-16 at 7:07 PM UTC

    #53
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Congratulations on the new babby op don't spend it all in one place.
    
    I'm going to brush my teeth
    I'm going to put my left shoe on.
    I'm going to put my right shoe on.
    That's all.

    
    YOU FORGOT PANT
14. 2018-05-16 at 8 PM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh and pant.
    
    I'm going to pant?
    
    Pant.
15. 2018-05-16 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Happy Birthday
16. 2018-05-16 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #56
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats He died.
    I confirmed it.
    He was working on his van without jack stands and it crushed him.
    I miss him badly.

    
    Sounds like the van didn't miss him
17. 2018-05-16 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #57
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Watch out, karma is a bitch and will get you instead.

    
    if you believe in karma then you're a fucking idiot.
    
    
    
    .
18. 2018-05-16 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #58
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I made it to work an hour early.

    
    lol at how you mention 'i made it to work an hour early', like its some achievement to be applauded, when really its just evidence that you're unable to tell the fucking time properly you retard.
    
    
    
    .
19. 2018-05-16 at 9 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ❤🙌happy birthday fonaaafren🙌❤
20. 2018-05-16 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Omg! I love you guys.
    I'm on my break and I had a chance to read all these comments aND it's just made my day that much more special.
    Thanks to all the happy birthdays.
    Thanks to all the funnies.
    I love you all so very much.
    I'm honored to have you all as fona-friends.
    I g2g back to work now.
    Enjoy your day!
    You are awesome!