where are you itchy at the moment?

1. 2018-05-16 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   my left balls a little itchy right now.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-05-16 at 12:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There is a gentleman who keeps his extended bike (has extra length welded on for carriers, I think perhaps a trailer too) on the Sixth Avenue overpass over I-5 by St. Cecelia's.
   
   He was observed this morning urinating off of the bridge, onto the freeway below.
   
   If you live in the area, you will have seen the bike and probably the owner.
   
   I didn't observe this, a friend just did from his car. He noted the gentleman was fully exposed.
   
   The observer is not sure how/where to report, or if there is any point. Probably good to alert Clean and Safe, because they will know the bike and the individual. It would be good if the local cops were aware.
   
   In the mean time - keep those convertible tops UP in the downtown area on I-5!
3. 2018-05-16 at 12:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Marc my bloody cooter itches.. will u scratch it?
4. 2018-05-16 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   sure sweetie
   
   
   
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5. 2018-05-16 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   🤗
6. 2018-05-16 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   this'll do the job
   
   
   
   
   
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7. 2018-05-16 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist my left balls a little itchy right now.

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot, faggot

8. 2018-05-16 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist this'll do the job
   
   
   
   
   
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   Can we use anal beads with that?
9. 2018-05-16 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My trigger finger.
10. 2018-05-16 at 12:32 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Can we use anal beads with that?

    
    just jam them up there girl
    
    
    
    
    
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11. 2018-05-16 at 12:35 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you ever tried a pussy pump?
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2018-05-16 at 12:42 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, but I like to wear a cock ring
    
    
13. 2018-05-16 at 12:49 AM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Da leg itches
14. 2018-05-16 at 1:55 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel No, but I like to wear a cock ring

    
    why would they model it so far down the finger
15. 2018-05-16 at 3:55 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Itchy ankle.