2018-05-15 at 12:58 PM UTC
Are any of you guys such psychos that you carry around guns, knives or other weapons everywhere you go? It seems to becoming a meme right now, and I don't think it's good.
2018-05-15 at 1:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein
It seems to becoming a meme right now
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THiS iS NOW AN EDC THREAD.
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2018-05-15 at 1:19 PM UTC
Two actually. Hip and ankle.
2018-05-15 at 1:23 PM UTC
Well, Scrawny isn't a violent person by nature, that is to say, he doesn't go out looking for trouble without somebody having given a very serious cause for it indeed prior to such trouble taking place. (and he's certainly no camelfucker, can't stand the filthy pig-hating megalomaniacal little bath dodgers)
But if a couple of shiteating, weasel-faced little scrotes decide its a good idea to corner him in a back alley and attempt the typical demanding money with menaces routine, and Scron happens to have some sort of nasty chemicals on him he was working with earlier on in the day, the would-be muggers are likely as not going to wish they had decided after birth to haul tail back up the umbilical cord and climb through the festering gash of whichever heavy-drinking halfbreed teenage mother crapped them out in the first place. Verminous trash they might be, but Scron wouldn't have picked a fight, he was just on his way home, minding his own business. They tried to force him to stop and hand over his property. He was only complying with their 'request'....what fault of Scron's is it that they demanded what was in his pockets, only to have a sudden change of heart when they got some of exactly what they asked for, and decided a chlorine-solution in mixed chloroacetones wasn't much to their liking?
Classic case of 'be careful what you wish for, because you might get it'
People shouldn't go about acting like thugs and bullies. Because one day, it might not be a defenseless little old lady such a thug picks a fight with, but a (at least, so Scron has been told by some people) mad scientist, who happens to have absent-mindedly forgotten to take some chloroacetone out of his pockets and who also happens to have a singularly low level of tolerance for people trying to jack him in a dark alley.
And hey, he was doing the world a favor. They won't have been trying to jack anybody again for quite some time after an experience like that, if ever.
2018-05-15 at 1:54 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
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I live in the UK so obviously I carry a few child killing assault butter knives with the shoulder thing that goes up
2018-05-15 at 2:16 PM UTC
London seems to be the knife capital of the world now regarding murders and hilarious considering socialists there want Americans to give up their weapons. I know a Dr in Brixton a part of London and he said the ER rooms are worse than New York. Cops are begging for better guns and many paramedics just quit bcause of the violence. What do you expect with a radical Muslim mayor and a broken immigration system. Exiting the EU was a great decision for the UK and yet lefties will never stop tearing apart their own nation. Just like Hitler and his hench men did to Germany blowing their heads off in the end like cowards when they fail and wih no honor after what they did. What most people don't know if you get a waiver from the Mexican Consulate to carry a defence weapon in their nation you can as long as it's a registered model and that you have no drug record.
2018-05-15 at 8:20 PM UTC
I'm not carrying my 92 Inox unless I feel like I absolutely have to. So no.
If I feel like I need an EDC, I'm getting a subcompact.
But I don't carry "in case somebody gets the jumpies on me at walmart" because I'm only 6/10 paranoid.
2018-05-15 at 10:14 PM UTC
I keep a big fucking dagger(?) in my car. The blade itself is like a foot long, and the bottom of the handle comes to a point, as well as the two sides of the top of the handle (where a crossguard would be on a sword, there's a spike on each side). It's insanely dull. Mostly just figure it'd be effective for intimidation. And I mean, if I put enough force behind it, I'm sure I could stab somebody.
It was from a set that had a katana, wakizashi, tanto, and then this was the smallest one.
2018-05-15 at 10:32 PM UTC
You know what I carry?.
Myself.
And I do it well.
2018-05-15 at 10:41 PM UTC
You know what I carry?.
A lot of baggage from past relationships
*breaks down and cries*