Fonaplats' Taking Her Temperature With A Meat Thermometer Tuesday!!

1. 2018-05-15 at 3:03 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I never done anal before.
   Should I go for it?

   
   Just make sure he wears a condom
2. 2018-05-15 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Update:
   I ate Frosted Flakes.
   I also pissed off lala and I am very sad about that.
   Luigi is no where to be found.
   I think someone lied to me yesterday to keep me from committing suicide.
   I am sure he is dead now.
   I will get over it.
   I always do.
   Anyways...
   I am about to take a shower now and really start going hard.
3. 2018-05-15 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I
   
   
   
   Will
   
   
   
   Never
   
   
   
   
   Forgive
4. 2018-05-15 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala I
   
   
   
   Will
   
   
   
   Never
   
   
   
   
   Forgive

   
   I seriously am sorry.
   Please at least let us move past this and continue our friendship.
5. 2018-05-15 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Update:
   I ate Frosted Flakes.
   I also pissed off lala and I am very sad about that.
   Luigi is no where to be found.
   I think someone lied to me yesterday to keep me from committing suicide.
   I am sure he is dead now.
   I will get over it.
   I always do.
   Anyways…
   I am about to take a shower now and really start going hard.

   
   Fona Flakes
6. 2018-05-15 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #26
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Melt what?

   
   

   TOP DEFINITION
   Melt
   
   an absoulute complete fucking idiot
   
   he/she is a melt
   
   your a meltboy
   
   shutup you melt
   
   #melt#meltboy#idiot#prick#wanker
   
   https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=melt

   
   
   
   .
7. 2018-05-15 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I love you I love you I love you I love you.

   
   prove it
   
   and. post pics of where that meat thermometer is going.
   
   when you get bored with that one i have my own meat thermometer you can use to take your temperature with. orally or anally.
8. 2018-05-15 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   16
   Melt
   
   A small adult that acts with soppy direction
   a person who is an idiot and shows it all too well
   
   scotty your a total melt
   
   #twat#knob#queef#gueef#quiche

   
   
   
   .
9. 2018-05-15 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #29
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Red_Woman

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Sup" would have been cooler.

   
   
   
   when I read that the first time on dh, I thought it was short for soup. lol

   
   what did you think vag was short for then?
   
   
   
   .
10. 2018-05-15 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    vagrant's beard
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    • mmQ
11. 2018-05-15 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    vag·a·bond
    ˈvaɡəˌbänd/Submit
    noun
    1.
    a person who wanders from place to place without a home or job.
    adjective
    1.
    having no settled home.
    verbarchaic
    1.
    wander about as or like a vagabond.
12. 2018-05-15 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
13. 2018-05-15 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #33
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Fonaplats vag·a·bond
    ˈvaɡəˌbänd/Submit
    noun
    1.
    a person who wanders from place to place without a home or job.
    adjective
    1.
    having no settled home.
    verbarchaic
    1.
    wander about as or like a vagabond.

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Red_Woman
14. 2018-05-15 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    love that song
15. 2018-05-15 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well i messed up and went to work without taking my happy pills.
    A shock literally went through my body when I remembered.
    
    But!
    The girl I said hi to responded and asked me how it's going!
    
    So I'm pretty sure that's good.
16. 2018-05-15 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #36
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fonaplats But!
    The girl I said hi to responded and asked me how it's going!
    
    So I'm pretty sure that's good.

    
    i guarantee you she's just being nice. i bet if you actually asked her out on a date she'd say no.
    
    
    
    .
17. 2018-05-15 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist i guarantee you she's just being nice. i bet if you actually asked her out on a date she'd say no.
    
    
    
    .

    
    I will ask her again now.
18. 2018-05-15 at 6:35 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I asked.
    Now I wait.
19. 2018-05-15 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh and I bought a computer
20. 2018-05-15 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Quick update:
    
    It's been 4 and a half hours and she hasn't replied...
    I'm thinking she must have lost her phone.