Fonaplats' Taking Her Temperature With A Meat Thermometer Tuesday!!

1. 2018-05-15 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
   I sure hope ya'll got plenty of rest and are feeling as wonderful as me today.
   I love each and every one of you silly gooses.
   
   OK
   OK
   
   Here is the Plan today.
   
   Remember that girl I asked out 2 Thursdays ago?
   Well... I have not talked to her since.
   So I figure maybe I should like say "hi" or remind her.
   And that is what I am going to do!
   I have the confidence.
   
   TEEHEE :)
   
   And.........
   
   I am going to eat some breakfast soon.
   Hopefully Luigi will come to Tinychat and listen to music with me this morning. (but I am doing pretty good making my own music choices I think).
   I am about to message all my fona-friends and tell them I love them because I do!!
   I got to put flea and tick stuff on my doggies.
   Maybe I will order a computer today on the internet so I can have my own.
   There is lots of stuff I can do today.
   So much stuff!
   And best thing is I even feel motivated today.
   
   I can not wait until work today!
   I love my job and it makes me happy!
   
   OMGoOSh!
   I feel like a little boy today.
   I just wanna run around and jump up and down.
   
   I love my new life and everyone in it.
   I am so grateful.
   
   So grateful in fact that I think its a great time to make another "Gratitude List"
   Im going to start right now.
   
   Love you guys!
   Message me if you wanna chit chat.
   Or come to Tinychat.com/room/tinybltc
   Fona-fone is charging and I will not hear it but I will go get it later.
   
   I love you I love you I love you I love you.
2. 2018-05-15 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thank you for taking care of your doggies.
3. 2018-05-15 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   tuesday is the jedis day
4. 2018-05-15 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Errr... where is the thermometer inser...
   
   oooh, never mind
5. 2018-05-15 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr… where is the thermometer inser…
   
   oooh, never mind

   
   I haven't dont it yet.
   I am going to message her soon and see if I can though.
6. 2018-05-15 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is she sick?.
7. 2018-05-15 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Fona you fucking melt.
   
   
   
   .
8. 2018-05-15 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Gm fona!😊
9. 2018-05-15 at 2:11 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I haven't dont it yet.
   I am going to message her soon and see if I can though.

   
   So you're saying this will be a rectal reading?
10. 2018-05-15 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist Fona you fucking melt.
    
    
    
    .

    
    Melt what?
11. 2018-05-15 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Gm fona!😊

    
    Good morning Bebe!
    I love you!
12. 2018-05-15 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Is she sick?.

    
    I do not think she is sick.
    She is just very busy delivering food to people
13. 2018-05-15 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL So you're saying this will be a rectal reading?

    
    I never done anal before.
    Should I go for it?
14. 2018-05-15 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am going to message her right now!
    OMG I am so nervous!!!!!
15. 2018-05-15 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I messaged her "Hello"
    Time to wait.
16. 2018-05-15 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #16
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Sup" would have been cooler.
17. 2018-05-15 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    when I read that the first time on dh, I thought it was short for soup. lol
18. 2018-05-15 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Sup sexy Alba.
19. 2018-05-15 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Lol
    
    The usual, dashing crumpet. Thinking of you.
20. 2018-05-15 at 2:44 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I never done anal before.
    Should I go for it?

    
    you should. go big.
    
    start with a 2-liter soda bottle and work your way up