2018-05-14 at 11:38 PM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I'm probably a 2 or 3. I have a comfy life, but drink a lot. My room is clean though.
2018-05-14 at 11:40 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-05-14 at 11:40 PM UTC
I don't know, I went to the welfare office today.
2018-05-14 at 11:41 PM UTC
8 now
But hopefully becoming more of a bum soon
2018-05-14 at 11:42 PM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Being on welfare is an automatic 4.
2018-05-14 at 11:42 PM UTC
My Christmas tree is still up so you tell me
2018-05-14 at 11:47 PM UTC
I swear to God bitch. With Mardi Gras decorations on it lol.
2018-05-14 at 11:50 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
not really a bum, everything I own is paid for and I work almost ever day for at least 3 hrs. my manservant is a cripple now so the house is kinda messy but that's on him.
2018-05-15 at 1:11 AM UTC
Zero bum you fucking Degeneres
2018-05-15 at 12:08 PM UTC
What's the scale here is 1 a complete bum or 10?
2018-05-15 at 12:12 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'm guessing 10 is homeless pigeon fighter
at the moment I'm being a piece of shit so maybe 7, usually a fair bit lower
2018-05-15 at 12:14 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
9/10
I work fulltime. Always show up for work. Pay my bills but sometimes lateπ³
2018-05-15 at 12:15 PM UTC
I'm a 10 then. Living in a foreign land, self sustaining, incredible personality, dashing good looks and a credit score of 796
2018-05-15 at 3:15 PM UTC
if one is a complete bum i'd say i'm a 3.5 need a month or so more of hair and beard growth. def have the dead fish skunky stank on me makes people walk as far away from at they can esp on the sidewalks. i shower like 2-3 times a month. breath is pretty.
