I was 17 years old at the time and my really fat nerdy friend Connor somehow became the leader of the local brony group in our city and they planned a meetup at the park, there was gonna be a BBQ and people going to a bar after the park closes.
It was a mix group male and female from the ages 16-35. There were two hot girls and a bunch of not hot ones, and a lot of flamboyent old dudes that looked like virgins.
I was Melvin the Medicated and brought weed and a bong, I was wearing my scene gear, had sunglasses, dreadlocks, giant red hoodie with rhinestones and a bandana (this is how I dressed when I was 17) I wish I could find pics, it looked a lot like this but with some hot girls in cosplay.
Our group was the youngest there besides one kid our age, I brought a pie and we brought other odds and ends. My friend was trying to pick up girls and actually got a few numbers, the rest of us snuck off into the woods to blaze. Then the sun was going down and we started the BBQ, food was good and the everyone started singing this song "At the Gala!"
It was pretty loud and we had a huge fire for the song, I was high as fuck and did some shots of vodka with my friends in the bushes, we ate ALL the food and then it got dark really fast and the weather turned shit so everyone wanted to go to a bar and sing My Little Pony songs but my friend was too young even though he was the admin of the group so they just dropped us all off and gave us a few left over cases of soda and some chips.
Then we got fucked up and smashed a car window that night and bought more weed and hung out with some pretty ladies we met at the pool.
back in my day muscle-car shows, drag racing, bar fights, camping, shooting competitions, weightlifting, boxing, are what men did.
fun fact: one of my ex-gfs literally broke up with me in a department store after i loudly proclaimed 'only faggots wear pink shirts' when she tried to get me to try one on, i refused due to the homosexual message they convey, and her brilliant retort was to point out the salesman wearing a pink dress shirt.
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