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  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ohfralala 0.o

    Don't worry i just pretend to be crazy 75% of the time.
  2. #22
    Me too *wink*
  3. #23
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Murder is an empowering sort of feel.

    Oh yeah, possibly if you actually murder her. But then it's followed by life in American prison & still being hella heartbroken except with no freedom EVER. And realizing your ass coulda walked away. And maybe after a few years, you could have been happy with some other old fat divorcee. But now you'll never know..
  4. #24
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wonder if AngryOnion murdered his wife by now bruh. I talk a good game but I may have.
  5. #25
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Oh yeah, possibly if you actually murder her. But then it's followed by life in American prison & still being hella heartbroken except with no freedom EVER. And realizing your ass coulda walked away. And maybe after a few years, you could have been happy with some other old fat divorcee. But now you'll never know..

    You're right man. Murder is a bad idea. But i bet if you were together with a woman for 33 years and you found out she betrayed you in such a way, i bet it would feel good punching her lights out.
  6. #26
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You're right man. Murder is a bad idea. But i bet if you were together with a woman for 33 years and you found out she betrayed you in such a way, i bet it would feel good punching her lights out.

    Would probably feel less amazing to be in jail while she clears her shit out of your crib. And some of your shit too cause fuck you.
  7. #27
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You're right man. Murder is a bad idea. But i bet if you were together with a woman for 33 years and you found out she betrayed you in such a way, i bet it would feel good punching her lights out.

    It feels good to punch a bitch for way less man. But only short term.
  8. #28
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Would probably feel less amazing to be in jail while she clears her shit out of your crib. And some of your shit too cause fuck you.

    I know assault is illegal
  9. #29
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sophie go talk to me in that other thread.
  10. #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Thats rough op. Hugs.

    But sre you sure she cheated? Can you remember if there was a change with her either in behaviour or physically in 2014?
  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Sophie go talk to me in that other thread.

    Which one, fam?
  12. #32
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Thats rough op. Hugs.

    But sre you sure she cheated? Can you remember if there was a change with her either in behaviour or physically in 2014?

    Are you a female? Thinking back to 2014 trying to remember shit from then & cross reference it with his wifes lies of today, 5/13/18 would suck.
  13. #33
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Which one, fam?

    The one about kreepykay. But nah actually we're talking in several famo. Any of them is fine.
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH The one about kreepykay. But nah actually we're talking in several famo. Any of them is fine.

    I fully support your decision to steal KreepyK from Litemex.
  15. #35
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Are you a female? Thinking back to 2014 trying to remember shit from then & cross reference it with his wifes lies of today, 5/13/18 would suck.

    Yes.
  16. #36
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Yes.

    Asl? You down to cheat on me in 29 years YOU FUCKING BITCH!?!!!!!
  17. #37
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I fully support your decision to steal KreepyK from Litemex.

    I'm about 5 years into trying. Keep wishing me luck.
  18. #38
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Its 2018...people can bang other people they aint married to, too.
  19. #39
    damn nigga i am truly sorry to hear that

    but you need to do meth in the living room. shit will be exhilarating.
  20. #40
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    TIL : friends lick each other until they came.
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