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Teen gets decapitated while conscious

  1. #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When you hack flesh, it doesn't bleed right away. It takes a few seconds for the blood to start pouring out.
  2. #42
    inb4 someone accuses Spectral of not knowing anything about hacking.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #43
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me.

    Now you're just going to play it off. I don't need your side of it. Probably dead anyways. Poor real -Spectral :(
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Now you're just going to play it off. I don't need your side of it. Probably dead anyways. Poor real -Spectral :(

    That's crazy.
  5. #45
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Pretty sure no one's ability to administer first aid is improved by watching a kid get his arm hacked off over a span of a few minutes.
    the only thing you know about first aid is after one of your new boyfriends is finished ass fucking you for the first time you are legally required to inform him that he is how HIV positive.
  6. #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Daily Sub 140 IQ detected

    sub antarctic room temperature more accurately
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist shock can cause the body to shut down blood flow to limbs when they are severed
    that...along with extreme stress. some people have 'transparent' skin where you can physically see the difference between a normal flow of blood and when theyre under extreme duress and the skin appears blotchy and the tiny vessels are visible. their skin temperature goes from warm to alarmingly cold.
  8. #48
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing you know about first aid is after one of your new boyfriends is finished ass fucking you for the first time you are legally required to inform him that he is how HIV positive.

    Careful. He may ban you for 10 years this time.
  9. #49
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Careful. He may ban you for 10 years this time.

    he wont because he knows he would be doing me a favor
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock he wont because he knows he would be doing me a favor

    But he knows that you know he knows that.
  11. #51
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But he knows that you know he knows that.

    knowing is half the battle.
  12. #52
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Not clicking link.
    Seen way to much shit.
    Onion sites broke my brain.
  13. #53
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel inb4 someone accuses Spectral of not knowing anything about hacking.

    That was funny.
  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock knowing is half the battle.

    Errr... what's the other half of the battle?

    Wait a minute... I don't think I want to know.
  15. #55
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr… what's the other half of the battle?

    Wait a minute… I don't think I want to know.

    thats why its only half of the battle.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #56
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's crazy.

    You pick your insults with timing. you play then wait for the best hand then lay them down. You are ask to leave this table, Now!
  17. #57
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion
    Not clicking link.
    Seen way to much shit.
    Onion sites broke my brain.

    Is that a real quote from that scene (which was like 10 minutes long?) or just the meme itself.
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock You pick your insults with timing. you play then wait for the best hand then lay them down. You are ask to leave this table, Now!

    I'm tricky like that.

    *ace of spades falls out of sleeve*
  19. #59
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr… what's the other half of the battle?

    getting known.

    in the same way adam knew eve and lot knew his daughters.
  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader getting known.

    in the same way adam knew eve and lot knew his daughters.

    That's what I thought. I told you not to tell me.
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