2018-05-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
I hereby challenge you all to a tofu eating contest. Faggots.
Here, take a hit from my soy-leaf bong and drink some of my fermented soy-milk. We're getting jiggy tonite.
2018-05-12 at 10:32 PM UTC
I like to get high and stare at your avatar for hours at a time.
2018-05-12 at 10:38 PM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Originally posted by mmQ
I like to get high and stare at your avatar for hours at a time.
Yes, I can't blame you, the very first original video of the discovery of multi-cellular mitosis amongst the "Labrador"/"Golden Retriever" subspecies of canis lupus familiaris is certainly a wonder to behold.
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2018-05-12 at 10:57 PM UTC
Omg their conjoined. I didn't really pay it that close attention.
They are fucking precious!!! I'm gonna research that. I hope it doesn't make me sad.
2018-05-12 at 10:58 PM UTC
Say tofu one more time and I'm calling the cops.
2018-05-12 at 11:06 PM UTC
Why not? I googled it and there are animals that are conjoined "twins".
2018-05-13 at 1:08 AM UTC
I once ate two full plates of Seitan Steak nigga.
2018-05-13 at 1:21 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I once splattered the entire back of the toilet bowl with liquid shit almost immediately after eating Taco Bell. I didn't make any extra effort to clean it. Oh well.
2018-05-13 at 1:37 AM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Once I was drunk as fuck and went to take a piss in the toilet of the pub - I went into the cubicle and stood over a beef patty. lol I thought to myself, why would anybody bring a burger into the toilet
As I took my dick out to piss, I also farted slightly - the smell of shit began to linger around my nostrils and I was taken aback by what I thought was my cute little innocent fart - I pissed triumphantly while deeply inhaling my creation - what a guy, what a moment, what a life
As I put my dick away, I looked down at the beef patty again - I adjusted my monocle and upon closer inspection I realised I was standing over and inhaling the fumes of a huge stepped on shit - somebody else's shit, a foreign shit, the shit of an other
There's no big reveal or climax or anything interesting. I just wanted to tell you guys this story. Watch out and stay safe
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2018-05-13 at 2:07 AM UTC
I used to think tofu was ground meat made from toes and the reason it was white and rubbery was because toes are gross.
