Making A Program That Calls My Work And Then Plays Music When I Answer

1. 2018-05-12 at 6:23 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   So I work at a call center. When I worked in retail, they gave me attitude so I shit back. I made an Android program that auto-dialed them every minute. The old lady tha had to answer was getting pissed, lol. But she was a old bitter bitch, so who cares.
   
   Anyway, I want to make one that auto-dials my call center, dials into my department, then when someone answers Ill use one of the voice recognization APIs to recognize my gretting and name, and then my program will repeativly play "Hold on a minute. I need to go get my credit card." and play a song from a list I make. This would repeat for about 15 minutes.
   
   So my AHT would go up, but I could listen to music while working.
   
   What do you think?
2. 2018-05-12 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   That sounds like a cool idea,But it might just be easier to have google assistant make the calls for you.
   check out the video in this link https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17332070/google-assistant-makes-phone-call-demo-duplex-io-2018
   AI is going to be fun to play with.
3. 2018-05-12 at 8:58 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   Why not just work. Jus a suggestion.
4. 2018-05-12 at 10:28 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by joerell Why not just work. Jus a suggestion.

   
   Because I can work while listening to music.
5. 2018-05-14 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Sounds like a dope hussle.
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6. 2018-05-15 at 10:16 AM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   What happens when they pull a recording tho?
7. 2018-05-15 at 10:34 AM UTC

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   Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
   Your ass will get fired once they review it.
8. 2018-05-15 at 10:56 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Had a conversation with an AI over the phone just the other day. Sounded and behaved just like a real person.
9. 2018-05-15 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   The recording would clearly prove that I am waiting for the customer to get their card.
   
   I was hoping to get a promotion from it...
10. 2018-05-15 at 11:24 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    good plan, don't listen to dfg, he's an idiot
11. 2018-05-16 at 3:11 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The only giveaway is when you start talking it abruptly stops speaking in mid sentence and then resumes the conversation on the new relevance once you stop speaking. Kind of spooky, really.
12. 2018-05-16 at 3:32 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
    
    use this audio
13. 2018-05-16 at 3:56 AM UTC

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    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]

    Originally posted by greenplastic good plan, don't listen to dfg, he's an idiot

    
    Yep, don't listen to the guy that employs people from call centers and has friends that own call centers. Nope.
14. 2018-05-16 at 2 PM UTC

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    TT.x1c Houston
    sounds interesting
    
    show up barely work and get money
    
    you should get through the training period of a work from home support job and do this
15. 2018-05-16 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    TT.x1c Houston
    you should pre recorf some kind of believable conversation to have with your robot before it puts you on hold
    
    then during the hold period have some breaks where it goes
    
    hey u still there gimme a minute looking for my card
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