I think I broke the jedis

1. 2018-05-12 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The Holocaust was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
   
   The jedis used their international finance connections to bribe the UN for Israel and in exchange they had to let Hitler kill enough jedis that they could use the tragedy as an excuse to invade Palestine.
   
   I don't see how anyone can argue against this because it's true.
   
   
2. 2018-05-12 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   jedi tricks
3. 2018-05-12 at 3:37 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   The jedis had their little thing in Palestine before ww2, but it was only afterwards that enough of them wanted to move there - they were too busy running their own businesses in Europe beforehand (they had a lot of wealth back then), but during the war they were largely dispossessed of their property by eager and vengeful local populations.
   
   In addition the Anglo-sphere didn't want them and neither did the Russians - nobody did. As a result they encouraged the Zionists to help get jedis to Palestine in order to get rid of the millions of European jedis who had nowhere to go.
4. 2018-05-12 at 3:59 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck Palestine and all that jedi shit.
   Why the fuck would anyone want live there
5. 2018-05-12 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Fuck Palestine and all that jedi shit.
   Why the fuck would anyone want live there

   
   Cuz you can charge all the religious tourists up the ass and sell every rock in 100 miles as a holy relic from biblical times.
6. 2018-05-12 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Cuz you can charge all the religious tourists up the ass and sell every rock in 100 miles as a holy relic from biblical times.

   
   that.
   
   there are little hole-in-the-wall shacks everywhere near jedirusalem that sell all manner of stupid ass religious shit. there are entire shelves full of dirt...literally...dirt...that they are selling.
   
   in the actual 'old city' tourist area there are little kike and palestinian kids who run around with stupid ass religious shit and they bother the tourists relentlessly until someone coughs up shekels, if for no other reason than to leave them alone.
   
   on the other hand...one time i was going through the magazine rack at some side of the road convenience store/restaurant looking for something to read and accidentally stumbled onto literal XXX porn magazines. not playboy nude...this shit was literally fucking and fisting, right on the cover.