Post your shower routine

1. 2018-05-01 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #41
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian why not also drink it?

   
   yeah course, as standard.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-05-01 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what if the bitch has nasty meth piss?
3. 2018-05-01 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   only 9s and 10s pee on me pal.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-05-01 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist only 9s and 10s pee on me pal.
   
   
   
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   but what if they have meth piss?
5. 2018-05-01 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #45
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   then i'll piss on her
   
   
   
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6. 2018-05-01 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Shampoo only once all over, wash shampoo off, open mouth and shower inside mouth, stick finger down throat and squeeze tonsils for tonsoliths (those white lumps), turn up nose and shower inside nose, do squat like slav, wash undercarriage, then wash down final time and out.
   
   I only shampoo once, and try to retain some slight "greasyness", and I keep the temperature low, washing too well for me causes some sort of flaky skin around my eyebrows and it's itchy.
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2018-05-01 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist only 9s and 10s pee on me pal.
   
   
   
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   I'm only a 4 but I don't do meth so I can I still pee on you?
8. 2018-05-01 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #48
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by ohfralala I'm only a 4 but I don't do meth so I can I still pee on you?

   
   only if you bring meth for me tho
   
   
   
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9. 2018-05-01 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   K :)
10. 2018-05-01 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #50
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    K ;)
    
    
    
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11. 2018-05-01 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I was always too shy to ask girls to pee on me in the shower.
12. 2018-05-01 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    altho when you say a 4 tho? like what kinda 4?
    
    
    
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13. 2018-05-01 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm closer to a 3 than I am 5, 4
14. 2018-05-01 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala I'm closer to a 3 than I am 5, 4

    
    3.14
    
    QT pi
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2018-05-01 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 3.14
    
    QT pi

    
    Ok I love you rn
16. 2018-05-01 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Certainly not brushing my teeth. Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.
17. 2018-05-01 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #57
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by ohfralala I'm closer to a 3 than I am 5, 4

    
    so you're not like one of those body is a 6 but face is a 2 butter face 4s then?
    
    
    
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18. 2018-05-01 at 10:33 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Reverse. My face is cute. My body is a train wreck. Can't win em all.
19. 2018-05-01 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #59
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by ohfralala Reverse. My face is cute. My body is a train wreck. Can't win em all.

    
    ok i'm gonna go with a no then.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-05-01 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sigh. Fine. On to the next one.