So my little bitch ass tool of a cousin is now like my new gang.stalker

1. 2018-05-06 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I pity the fool that doesn't have a bunch of cute, girl, cousins.
2. 2018-05-06 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I pity the fool that doesn't have a bunch of cute, girl, cousins.

   
   ;_; tfw no kawaii imouto or cousin to bff with
3. 2018-05-06 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume ;_; tfw no kawaii imouto or cousin to bff with

   
   My imouto is not that kawaii but we're pretty close regardless. My cousins are pretty kawaii though, the female ones.
4. 2018-05-06 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Indiana

   
   Also, this explains the whole hitting on the mom/aunt thing.
5. 2018-05-06 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick I guess Indiana does have looser gun control, but I'm not sure that a machine gun mounted on your Jeep is permitted even there.

   
   But do they have incest control o.O
6. 2018-05-06 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Also, this explains the whole hitting on the mom/aunt thing.

   
   Dude .. Indiana is not like that.
   We have all kinds of people, even handsome and well tanned individuals.
   My cousin is just white trash, he grew up in a state of abject poverty.
   That still doesn't excuse his behavior though
7. 2018-05-06 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie My imouto is not that kawaii but we're pretty close regardless. My cousins are pretty kawaii though, the female ones.

   
   Have you mated with them yet?
8. 2018-05-06 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Have you mated with them yet?

   
   It's complicated.
9. 2018-05-06 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   （＾ω＾）
10. 2018-05-06 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Dude .. Indiana is not like that.
    We have all kinds of people, even handsome and well tanned individuals.
    My cousin is just white trash, he grew up in a state of abject poverty.
    That still doesn't excuse his behavior though

    
    Kk. My bad.
11. 2018-05-06 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie It's complicated.

    
    Ganbatte soufi-san
    Yolo remember that
12. 2018-05-06 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick I mean, he's in Indiana and somebody allegedly has a machine gun mounted on their car. This is something the police would want to know about. I can't think of anything good that can come from civilians possessing armed military vehicles. Is that unusual to you both?

    
    You can mount weapons on your vehicle so long as they don't work and can't ever work. This is also why tanks are legal to own.
13. 2018-05-06 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Ganbatte soufi-san
    Yolo remember that

    
    Ganbarimasu!
14. 2018-05-06 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by gumbo You can mount weapons on your vehicle so long as they don't work and can't ever work. This is also why tanks are legal to own.

    
    Really? That seems excessive for someone to do as a hobby. Indiana does have loose gun laws, I guess.
15. 2018-05-07 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Nil At least if a civil war breaks out, it will be quick cuz one side will have voluntarily disarmed itself.

    
    Lol, and which side is that?
16. 2018-05-07 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Lanny Lol, and which side is that?

    
    Your side.
17. 2018-05-07 at 12:53 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If the government actually started oppressing the masses here in the US, I'd be too stoned to do anything about it.
18. 2018-05-07 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick If the government actually started oppressing the masses here in the US, I'd be too stoned to do anything about it.

    
    Exactly why they're legalizing weed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Daily
19. 2018-05-07 at 12:58 AM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Sophie It's complicated.

    
    You only live to say YOLO once
20. 2018-05-07 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Daily You only live to say YOLO once

    
    Too true man. But i'm not about to do a rape. Unless i plan on killing myself afterward. In which case it would still be pretty fucking horrible for my cousin. So i'd have to kill her too. To spare her the pain, you know?