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Amy Schumer in hospital with STD

  1. #41
    I just now clicked on this thread.
    I can't believe you guys think I would fuck Amy Shumer.
    Yall now she fucks black guys right?
  2. #42
    Lol
  3. #43
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I just now clicked on this thread.
    I can't believe you guys think I would fuck Amy Shumer.
    Yall now she fucks black guys right?

    She a married "lady" now: she doesn't f anyone anymore.
  4. #44
    What I want to know is can OP's taste in women get any worse?
    Have you guys seen some of the shit he is into?

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING https://xhamster.com/videos/ftm-stranger-thing-9308658
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  5. #45
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats What I want to know is can OP's taste in women get any worse?
    Have you guys seen some of the shit he is into?

    I agree. No one of sound mind would willingly choose Amy S.
  6. #46
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
  7. #47
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Haha. If shes "admitting" to 160 then she's probably really 180. 😂
  8. #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Daily What do you call the excess meat around the vagina?


    the joke is what's that useless bit of skin around the vagina called.



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  9. #49
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by ohfralala And I wanted to shoot Michelle Williams’ character.

    Oh forgot about her. I used to have such a crush on her way back in her Dawson's Creek days.
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    she looks like summing Bill Krozby would go for.



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  11. #51
    Dawson’s Creek was shit. I never understood the love for that show.

    And she’s cute but her character in that movie was awful.
  12. #52
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    joey was hotter



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  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala Dawson’s Creek was shit. I never stood the love for that show.

    And she’s cute but her character in that movie was awful.

    But that meme tho
  14. #54
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    No one irl talked like those Dawson's creek kids did! Pffff!
    i hated that show too.
  15. #55
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by NARCassist the joke is what's that useless bit of skin around the vagina called.



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    I'm a 9/10
  16. #56
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING

    Of course you can fatty...You're like a moped, fun to ride till your mates see you on it.
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  17. #57
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Daily I'm a 9/10

    #metoo



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  18. #58
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Michelle Williams was so cute.
  19. #59
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Amy Schumer is in hospital with a kidney infection.

    For the girls here, this is basically when you let someone who has shit on his dick fuck you in the pussy - the infection starts as a urinary tract infection, then moves up to your kidneys.

    I would fuck her, but I doubt she'd let a poor-ass Irish guy like me do so.

    What a disgusting fucking un-funny privileged jedi slam pig.



    lol

    https://www.etonline.com/amy-schumer-says-shes-on-the-mend-following-week-long-hospitalization-101566

    I just saw her on tv saying "That's right, I'm gonna get STDs and die happy== It's my business"

    she really said something very close to that with a snide remark. It's weird how being smug is often followed by a tragic moment that relates.
  20. #60
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING

    I was only at best on the cusp of being a potential grab for tv endorement (when I was 40 fucking pounds lighter)

    but I can tell you that it's a bit sleezy for real. outgoing people I worked with are close nit fuck buddies and family. not everyone that was equity level as most were. I can only imagine how much fucking you're expected to do when you hit A-list.


    And no it wasn't a scam (as I even thought it might be at first) people in fact got work in films. small speaking parts that you prayed didn't get cut. but it is a big family and lots of huggy and emotional outbreaks. it was like everyone was on coke or meth.. but we know hollywood down to hollywood hopefuls never do drugs. why would they, I mean come on!
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