Amy Schumer in hospital with STD

1. 2018-05-03 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Amy Schumer is in hospital with a kidney infection.
   
   For the girls here, this is basically when you let someone who has shit on his dick fuck you in the pussy - the infection starts as a urinary tract infection, then moves up to your kidneys.
   
   I would fuck her, but I doubt she'd let a poor-ass Irish guy like me do so.
   
   What a disgusting fucking un-funny privileged jedi slam pig.
   
   

   Originally posted by ohfralala We love you Fona. Don’t be a turd covered dick today ok?

   
   lol
   
   https://www.etonline.com/amy-schumer-says-shes-on-the-mend-following-week-long-hospitalization-101566
2. 2018-05-03 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Omg. Shes not pretty tho op!
3. 2018-05-03 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   maybe now she'll be euthanised
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   • Zanick
4. 2018-05-03 at 8:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fona fucked Amy and infected her kidneys with her own poop.
5. 2018-05-03 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   She's on my list of people I want to watch slowly spit-roasted over an open fire
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   • tee hee hee, 
   • Zanick, 
   • Dfg
6. 2018-05-03 at 8:26 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   The thing about Amy Schumer is that her fat is the best thing she has going for her. With it she looks kinda frumpy, lovable, and fuckable. The kind of thing you don't mind having in your bed.
   
   Without, she looks like a typical repulsive nerd.
   
   
   
   
7. 2018-05-03 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I spent money to go see I Feel Pretty in theaters
   
   
   
   
   And now you can all hate me and spew unharnessed vitriol at me
8. 2018-05-03 at 8:30 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   What about the extreme manface tho? She's just vulgar and revolting altho still not as bad as sarah silverman. Oh gawd.
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   • Soyboy
9. 2018-05-03 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ohfralala I spent money to go see I Feel Pretty in theaters
   
   
   
   
   And now you can all hate me and spew unharnessed vitriol at me

   
   How many times did you openly laugh out loud?
10. 2018-05-03 at 8:33 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’d smash it
    
    Hate sex is fun
11. 2018-05-03 at 8:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How many times did you openly laugh out loud?

    
    
    
    Once. Sometimes I’m easily amused. I’ve tried to like her but it’s really hard.
    
    And I wanted to shoot Michelle Williams’ character.
12. 2018-05-03 at 8:37 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Archer513 I’d smash it

    
    😀
13. 2018-05-03 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    apric0t Houston

    Originally posted by ohfralala I spent money to go see I Feel Pretty in theaters
    
    
    
    
    And now you can all hate me and spew unharnessed vitriol at me

    
    When she told a crowd of overweight women they were healthy cuz they were real, I died inside.
14. 2018-05-03 at 8:48 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by apric0t When she told a crowd of overweight women they were healthy cuz they were real, I died inside.

    
    Yeah that’s the sort of dumbass female empowerment that makes me hate women
15. 2018-05-03 at 8:49 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I like Amy Schumer 😂😞
16. 2018-05-03 at 9:07 PM UTC

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    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    i wonder why someone from a wealthy well conncted jedi family would go into comedy, she must actually be dumb
17. 2018-05-03 at 9:13 PM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by the pat-man i wonder why someone from a wealthy well conncted jedi family would go into comedy, she must actually be dumb

    
    That's a weird statement. Rich jedis go into things like comedy, modern art and theatre all the time. They always suck at it, but it's like a shit-test to the goyim - if you don't appreciate my crap you don't fit in and are therefore an outsider.
    
    By now the jedis control everything, they are both the actor on the stage and the critic in the audience.
18. 2018-05-03 at 9:16 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna find me a nice jedi boy and convert and take over the world
19. 2018-05-03 at 9:17 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm not jedi but I look like I am so will that work?
20. 2018-05-03 at 9:18 PM UTC

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    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanna find me a nice jedi boy and convert and take over the world

    
    Find out if he has a sister for me.