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Worst stripper I've ever had.
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2016-09-24 at 1:31 PM UTCThis is the story about the time I got a lapdance by the shittiest stripper ever. It was fucking awful.
We're waiting in line at the ATM for me to get my money, and while we're waiting she's TALKING TO ANOTHER GUY IN THE LINE. Like, I'm being fucking cucked. You can at least pay attention to ME since I'm paying for you, you fucking shit whore bitch.
So I'm pissed already.
So I get my money, and then we sit down on the couches and she starts her dance. It's fucking shit. I literally haven't masturbated in a week and I'm not even hard. That's how shit it is. (no homo, coz later I got a lap dance by a girl who was actually hot and I was rock hard and in love with her).
She's doing this shitty dance and she goes "do you want to buy a drink?" and I go "no". And she goes "oh you have to because the bar will close soon" and I say, "I don't care, I don't want one." And she goes "oh but you have to!" and because I was a beta fuck at the time, I replied, "FINE." So I buy a fuckin' drink, I hand her a 50 dollar bill. She gives me the drink and gives me 20 change.
WTF?!? THE DRINK WAS NOT 30 DOLLARS. YOU LITERALLY JUST STOLE THAT MONEY OFF ME YOU CUNT. YOU FUCKING WHORE CUNT, WTF???!!!
WHY CAN STRIP CLUBS GET AWAY WITH BLATANTLY STEALING MONEY OFF YOU? BUT IF YOU WORK IN RETAIL AND SHORT CHANGE SOMEONE BY A DOLLAR, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
So I ask the fuckin' bitch, "how long to go?" and she says "10 minutes". But then she stands up and goes "alright all done" literally after saying "10 minutes". Do you think I'm retarded, whore? The lapdance was shit anyway, but why not just say the time was up in the first place, not admit to it being 10 minutes?
Fucking awful. Ugly, tall bitch. You're shit at your job.
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2016-09-24 at 1:34 PM UTCInb4 "why would you pay for a lapdance". Response: because I'm out with friends and socializing and enjoying tits at the same time, you awkward fuck, Bill Krozby. Just kill yourself already.
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2016-09-24 at 2:04 PM UTCFunny story, i actually don't have to pay women to get attention from them.
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2016-09-24 at 2:06 PM UTC
Funny story, i actually don't have to pay women to get attention from them.
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you havin a giggle at my expense m8 -
2016-09-24 at 2:54 PM UTC
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you havin a giggle at my expense m8
Well i am entertained. But for real, if you're going to associate with pigs expect to get dirty, nahmean? -
2016-09-24 at 3:01 PM UTC
Well i am entertained. But for real, if you're going to associate with pigs expect to get dirty, nahmean?
wow, that's philosophical and shit.
you make a good point, yeah.
you get what you pay for. -
2016-09-24 at 7:06 PM UTC
This is the story about the time I got a lapdance by the shittiest stripper ever. It was fucking awful.
We're waiting in line at the ATM for me to get my money, and while we're waiting she's TALKING TO ANOTHER GUY IN THE LINE. Like, I'm being fucking cucked. You can at least pay attention to ME since I'm paying for you, you fucking shit whore bitch.
So I'm pissed already.
So I get my money, and then we sit down on the couches and she starts her dance. It's fucking shit. I literally haven't masturbated in a week and I'm not even hard. That's how shit it is. (no homo, coz later I got a lap dance by a girl who was actually hot and I was rock hard and in love with her).
She's doing this shitty dance and she goes "do you want to buy a drink?" and I go "no". And she goes "oh you have to because the bar will close soon" and I say, "I don't care, I don't want one." And she goes "oh but you have to!" and because I was a beta fuck at the time, I replied, "FINE." So I buy a fuckin' drink, I hand her a 50 dollar bill. She gives me the drink and gives me 20 change.
WTF?!? THE DRINK WAS NOT 30 DOLLARS. YOU LITERALLY JUST STOLE THAT MONEY OFF ME YOU CUNT. YOU FUCKING WHORE CUNT, WTF???!!!
WHY CAN STRIP CLUBS GET AWAY WITH BLATANTLY STEALING MONEY OFF YOU? BUT IF YOU WORK IN RETAIL AND SHORT CHANGE SOMEONE BY A DOLLAR, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
So I ask the fuckin' bitch, "how long to go?" and she says "10 minutes". But then she stands up and goes "alright all done" literally after saying "10 minutes". Do you think I'm retarded, whore? The lapdance was shit anyway, but why not just say the time was up in the first place, not admit to it being 10 minutes?
Fucking awful. Ugly, tall bitch. You're shit at your job.
Fuck you.
you really are a bitch
ill pay you $30 to give me a lap dance -
2016-09-24 at 7:38 PM UTC
you get what you pay for.
Sounds like you didn't get what you paid for lel -
2016-09-24 at 7:52 PM UTCking of cucks.
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2016-09-24 at 8:14 PM UTCChrist Enter, you're so beta you even make me feel awkward and bad for you. All of that's true except the self-deprecation, I exist outside of humanity.
How well does this describe you? You may be too beta to even qualify as beta, there's a strong possibility you've crossed the threshold into omega male territory.
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2016-09-24 at 11:07 PM UTC
Christ Enter, you're so beta you even make me feel awkward and bad for you.
This
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2016-09-25 at 1:26 AM UTC
You may be too beta to even qualify as…
the only classification that fag qualifies for is 'bottom' and disqualified for the term 'he' or 'him'
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2016-09-26 at 2:56 AM UTCNobody of value hangs out at strip clubs.
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2016-09-26 at 3:16 AM UTC
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2016-09-26 at 3:38 AM UTCI did not say monetary value or even technological value.
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2016-10-03 at 3:46 PM UTCi hate strippers
