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  1. #61
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    As your attorney, I must advise that you refrain from engaging in sexual liaisons with the defense.
  2. #62
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ohfralala Nuh uh don’t send me any damn invoice for unsolicited counsel.

    I can defend myself.





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  3. #63
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick As your attorney, I must advise that you refrain from engaging in sexual liaisons with the defense.

    Zanick, as my legal adviser would you care to fill Mr Nil in on the concept of 'shitposting', and explain to him that here on NIS it is a very real phenomenon.



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  4. #64
    Originally posted by NARCassist



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  5. #65
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Nil I wonder if maritime law is applicable in space.

    It's not. Space law is its own thing. I had a weekly seminar for a year of law school on exactly this subject because one of my professors used to be an astronaut. Right now, space power is brokered by very boring men. You don't want any part in that until the private sector programs really take off.

    Here's a link with more info. Don't shitpost, or I'll amend the charges to include disruption of an official court proceeding.

    https://www.americanbar.org/groups/young_lawyers/publications/the_101_201_practice_series/space_law_101_an_introduction_to_space_law.html
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  6. #66
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by ohfralala

    I can't encourage women to use profanity, but I respect how you employed that spoiler. Using them effectively is a lost art and requires great subtlety.
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  7. #67
    Let this be known as the High Renaissance then
  8. #68
    shake my head at those accused.
  9. #69
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick You sounded like you felt left out when I was gathering information to draw up charges, so I decided to include you. Would you rather participate in the prosecution? My firm always has intern positions open. We can't pay you, but it's terrific experience if you're considering a career in the judicial system.

    Not left out...missing out. I'm catching up slowly but surely, though. I appreciate your consideration all the same.

    As for my role in these proceedings, I would be a favorable and convincing expert witness for the plaintiff. We really should talk about my fees.
  10. #70
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Wow, I really have missed some shit.

    When did you transition?

    I'm referring to the bitch who pretended to be his girlfriend to get free heroin from him, who he hilariously and foolishly fell in love with and even killed some junkie after maiming his children, all for her.
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  11. #71
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    LSD, I think I will be seeking a greater penalty for you when you eventually agree to settle. If not, prepare to get crucified.
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  12. #72
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm referring to the bitch who pretended to be his girlfriend to get free heroin from him, who he hilariously and foolishly fell in love with and even killed some junkie after maiming his children, all for her.

    Those are some bigly allegations if true. Libelous and defamatory if not...all indications point toward not. Although, this is America, sir, you are not free from the civil consequences of telling lies.
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  13. #73
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Hamp, what is your experience in law?
  14. #74
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I got some misdemeanors.
  15. #75
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm referring to the bitch who pretended to be his girlfriend to get free heroin from him, who he hilariously and foolishly fell in love with and even killed some junkie after maiming his children, all for her.

    quoted for evidence



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  16. #76
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I got some misdemeanors.

    When you got those, did you listen to your counsel?
  17. #77
    Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I got some misdemeanors.

    lol, I don't have a single one and I am a felonious motherfucker
  18. #78
    NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  19. #79
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm referring to the bitch who pretended to be his girlfriend to get free heroin from him, who he hilariously and foolishly fell in love with and even killed some junkie after maiming his children, all for her.

    omg lsd plz stop, your gonna make me cry in a minute, lol.




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  20. #80
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Mr. Zanick, i'm Sophie from the Compton Gazette. How would you say your firm feels about prosecuting this case? Are you going into the court proceedings with a positive feeling? Is there anything else you would like our readers to know about this case or this type of litigation in general?
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