2018-05-04 at 9:22 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Lay in the bed and decide if I really wanna participate in adulting today, then realize I have to, I get up, get ready, get my kid ready (which is no easy task), have breakfast, then head to work. Blah. :-/
2018-05-04 at 9:25 AM UTC
beat up my brothers then i play nintendo in my underwear
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2018-05-04 at 9:31 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Sounds like an eventful morning. ^^ 😊👍
2018-05-04 at 10:03 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
😂 why am I not surprised by that.
2018-05-04 at 10:09 AM UTC
if i had a kid i would teach him to drive the car, probably help him buy his own once he got good at it. might have to get his windows tinted so the pooolice don't be hatin and age discriminatin.
by this point I would already be in business for myself. I would encourage him to take an interest in work and bring him to work with me and if he started acting like a lil crybaby kid i would just give him the keys to go sit in teh truck and play nintendo (so his crying doesnt drive everyone nuts)
so by age 12 or 14 he would have some pretty fat cash rolling in but he wouldn't be a big douche about it to everyone else.
if ur kid said some bullshit to my kid first he would be like ghandi and let it just roll of the shoulders, nam sayin
but if ur kid pushes it then he would prolly get chokeslammed by my kid
edit;
oh yeah he would also probably have a hella high IQ and typing speed just like pops
2018-05-04 at 12:59 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Today i basically got up, got dressed and headed out to work. No food. No nothing. I'm getting hangry already.
2018-05-04 at 1:06 PM UTC
Today I woke up at 5:30am, altered the course of reality. Talked to dead ghosts and shit (havent even had coffee yet)
Then I filled the vape, hit the bong and shitposted. Did some reddit, facebook trolling. read the news.
Now I need coffee, more weed and something to do.. BUT WHAT?
2018-05-04 at 1:16 PM UTC
Been up since 3 a.m.(EST)..drinking Crown R since 7ish and almost drunk. The usual shit. By 11-noon I will be ready for a power nap(a few hrs)..and repeat..plus lots of eating(What? I never know til than.)
2018-05-04 at 1:19 PM UTC
fuc its real morning now i alreayd been awayke for 13hrs goofin off slayin noobs on NIS
2018-05-04 at 1:20 PM UTC
Snooze 5x’s
Breakfast bowl in microwave
Pee/shit (optional)
Shower
Eat bowl with coffee
Do 50 push ups
Vitamins
Dress
Go to work
Talk to niggas
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2018-05-04 at 1:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Whats in the bowl?
pee shit..he already said
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2018-05-04 at 1:43 PM UTC
itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Get up this a.m. was 2:30 watch overnight news, local news, shower, style hair add makeup, get dress drive in traffic jam hell to work, get on NIS and talk to the peeps
2018-05-04 at 1:44 PM UTC
He eats the bowl with nothing in it.
2018-05-04 at 5:03 PM UTC
I have been eating chicken minis all morning =/
