NARCassist v. NiggasIn.Space, first round of subpoenas: click to learn if you’re being sued

1. 2018-05-03 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I’m pressing charges against Fona for emotional distress

   
   I can't represent you, Lala. That would present a conflict of interest with an ongoing case for an existing client, who shall remain nameless for the purposes of this consultation.
2. 2018-05-03 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR REPRESENTATION
3. 2018-05-03 at 5 PM UTC

   #23
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   DDaamn
4. 2018-05-03 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR REPRESENTATION

   
   Fair enough, it's just that I might be the only attorney who would take on that case. My assistant will send you an invoice for the consultation.
5. 2018-05-03 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nuh uh don’t send me any damn invoice for unsolicited counsel.
   
   I can defend myself.
6. 2018-05-03 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have been accused!
   
   

   Originally posted by ohfralala I’m pressing charges against Fona for emotional distress

7. 2018-05-03 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #27
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I can be a juror bc im super impartial.
   
   
   
   Ooh and i also have a skirt suit that would be perfect for the job.
8. 2018-05-03 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am pressing charges against Zanick!
   
   

   Show spoiler
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   • Zanick
9. 2018-05-03 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #29
   

   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   I can be a witness on behalf of Lala
10. 2018-05-03 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Nuh uh don’t send me any damn invoice for unsolicited counsel.

    
    I've never encountered one, but apparently the fake invoice for unsolicited services is still a common scam with small and medium sized businesses.
    
    My last employer just paid whatever invoices came in until I came along and started querying the suppliers. I saved the company probably 3/4 of my salary just that way. I tried to impart my miserly wisdom to the bosses daughter, who took over from me, but I doubt it worked.
11. 2018-05-03 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I have to applaud zan’s effort. That shit took time 👍🏻👍🏻
    
    Everyone of these niggas gonna run come drug test time...
    
    Archer the bounty hunter 😎
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    • Red_Woman
12. 2018-05-03 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I can shine the judge's little hammer thingie!
13. 2018-05-03 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can proudly say that I am able to pass a drug test with my own urine.
14. 2018-05-03 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who do I send my pee to?
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    • HampTheToker
15. 2018-05-03 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #35
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ..............................
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    😃
16. 2018-05-03 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I can shine the judge's little hammer thingie!

    
    I bet you can you lil minx 😈
17. 2018-05-03 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #37
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😈
18. 2018-05-03 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #38
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I'm submitting this thread in my defense.
    
    https://niggasin.space/thread/17472
19. 2018-05-03 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh shit
    
    Ohhhhhh shit
    
    
    
    *takes deep breath*
    
    OHHHHH SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
20. 2018-05-03 at 6:56 PM UTC

    #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Nil I'm submitting this thread in my defense.
    
    https://niggasin.space/thread/17472

    
    Ummm..that's long!