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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Guilty as charged, with the stories.

    Ahsheieuegueghohhohue
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Guys, this is technically interfering with commerce, which is a crime. Narc should sue you all.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yap
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    will you be my lawyer zanick? you're good with words. i need you to be like tom cruises lawyer in a few good men tho. go to the mirror and practice saying 'i want the truth'. it'll blow them away in that courtroom.



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  5. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by NARCassist will you be my lawyer zanick? you're good with words. i need you to be like tom cruises lawyer in a few good men tho. go to the mirror and practice saying 'i want the truth'. it'll blow them away in that courtroom.



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    Thank you, I am currently a practicing lawyer and I've never lost a case. Forward all of your tax documents to the firm I started at RevZanickMDatLaw@gmail.com so that I can get a team of interns to look at it 24/7 until we come up with a hit-em-once-and-get-a-payout strategy. We're going to sue the shit out of everybody involved in this felonious debacle: that means mmQ, POLECAT, Lala, HTS, LSD and obviously Lanny are all going to be on the chopping block before long for defamation and interfering with commerce. This is going to be the easiest case I've ever prosecuted.

    Are you looking forward to being rich, Narc? I know I am.
  6. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    For some reason that reminds me of Adam. Lol
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Insufficient evidence uhhh, move to dismiss.
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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick Thank you, I am currently a practicing lawyer and I've never lost a case. Forward all of your tax documents to the firm I started at RevZanickMDatLaw@gmail.com so that I can get a team of interns to look at it 24/7 until we come up with a hit-em-once-and-get-a-payout strategy. We're going to sue the shit out of everybody involved in this felonious debacle: that means mmQ, POLECAT, Lala, HTS, LSD and obviously Lanny are all going to be on the chopping block before long for defamation and interfering with commerce. This is going to be the easiest case I've ever prosecuted.

    Are you looking forward to being rich, Narc? I know I am.

    HELL YEAH, go get dem benjamins mofo.



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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lauren handles my legal business
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You should each find your own lawyer. Expect the first round of subpoenas to reach your door at 5 AM tomorrow. This is going to be traumatic for you.
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I hope for the sake of the courts someone has 4 wheel drive
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  12. Lmao
  13.  Acolyte
    Shoving can be considered assaulting someone (a form of beating).

    *bows*
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by  Shoving can be considered assaulting someone (a form of beating).

    *bows*

    Pretty sad too, like spitting at a pig can be a felony. Fucking pussies.
  15. Why would anyone spit on a pig?
  16. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Ikr? I love pigs. They are cute and adorable.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean the ones with badges that are somehow more important than your parent or sibling or kid.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I had a pet pig and a pet goose when I was young,, but the goose kinda fell into the pigs pen and the pig bit his head off, so I filled the pigs mud hole full of bricks with a vengeance.
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