2018-05-03 at 12:40 AM UTC
Guilty as charged, with the stories.
Ahsheieuegueghohhohue
2018-05-03 at 12:40 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Guys, this is technically interfering with commerce, which is a crime. Narc should sue you all.
2018-05-03 at 12:43 AM UTC
will you be my lawyer zanick? you're good with words. i need you to be like tom cruises lawyer in a few good men tho. go to the mirror and practice saying 'i want the truth'. it'll blow them away in that courtroom.
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2018-05-03 at 12:58 AM UTC
For some reason that reminds me of Adam. Lol
Insufficient evidence uhhh, move to dismiss.
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2018-05-03 at 1:11 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Lauren handles my legal business
2018-05-03 at 1:22 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You should each find your own lawyer. Expect the first round of subpoenas to reach your door at 5 AM tomorrow. This is going to be traumatic for you.
2018-05-03 at 1:24 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I hope for the sake of the courts someone has 4 wheel drive
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2018-05-03 at 1:47 AM UTC
Shoving can be considered assaulting someone (a form of beating).
*bows*
2018-05-03 at 2:08 AM UTC
Why would anyone spit on a pig?
2018-05-03 at 2:25 AM UTC
Ikr? I love pigs. They are cute and adorable.
2018-05-03 at 2:31 AM UTC
I mean the ones with badges that are somehow more important than your parent or sibling or kid.
2018-05-03 at 2:36 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I had a pet pig and a pet goose when I was young,, but the goose kinda fell into the pigs pen and the pig bit his head off, so I filled the pigs mud hole full of bricks with a vengeance.