Yogurt + Granola.

1. 2018-05-02 at 4:29 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   They should make just yogurt & parfaits, thats shit is good...fruit ruins it.
2. 2018-05-02 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   YES. fuck fruit I have been eating this for breakfast for 5 years
3. 2018-05-02 at 12:55 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I hate mixing yogurt and granola. They're totally different textures and they're each preferable by themselves.
4. 2018-05-02 at 1 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Goddamn, I'm still angry over this. Seriously the most fucked up thing to wake up to.
5. 2018-05-02 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I have beef or scrambled eggs with double smoked bacon for breakfast.
6. 2018-05-02 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I would rather eat a live, squealing pig starting at the belly than combine yogurt and granola even once.
7. 2018-05-02 at 1:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dry granola? I hope you have something to drink at least.
8. 2018-05-02 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I would rather be dead
9. 2018-05-02 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #9
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Dramatic!!!
10. 2018-05-02 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm a passionate man. There's no excuse for this abomination combination. It's like cereal that never gets soggy or noodles that never soften. How can anybody think this is a good idea? I'm going to write to my congressman about it.
11. 2018-05-02 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You know you can buy yogurt...
    
    And granola...
    
    And mix them together
12. 2018-05-02 at 1:25 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by ohfralala You know you can buy yogurt…
    
    And granola…
    
    And mix them together

    
    Yeah, and I can just walk up to kids on the street and start molesting them in front of their parents. I don't though. It's essential to our nature that we establish boundaries for what is and isn't reasonable conduct, and yogurt + granola strictly falls under the 'no' category.
13. 2018-05-02 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yes i see that. Your passion is overpowering at times...Like a huge wave when all you have is a tiny lil boat.
14. 2018-05-02 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dry granola sounds horrible. Like eating wood
15. 2018-05-02 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick Yeah, and I can just walk up to kids on the street and start molesting them in front of their parents. I don't though. It's essential to our nature that we establish boundaries for what is and isn't reasonable conduct, and yogurt + granola strictly falls under the 'no' category.

    
    My post was for OP Zan. Simmer down bub it’s just a parfait.
16. 2018-05-02 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Cool whip
    Orange jello
    Cool whip
    
    That’s a fuckin parfait
17. 2018-05-02 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by ohfralala My post was for OP Zan. Simmer down bub it’s just a parfait.

    
    I feel like one of those old racists who used to scream at black kids entering their public schools.
18. 2018-05-02 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick I feel like one of those old racists who used to scream at black kids entering their public schools.

    
    Lmao I kinda feel that way too this morning.
19. 2018-05-02 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel dry granola? I hope you have something to drink at least.

    
    I eat dry cereal for breakfast. I've been eating it like that since the late 90s.
    
    No milk for me. I'm off n on Vegan.
20. 2018-05-02 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    smoke til im lifeless