I accidentally walked into a Chinese gang house yesterday

1. 2018-04-30 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was walking around looking for a place to get bubble tea for my gf and I type in 'bubble tea' on Google maps and turn down this dark corridor and theres a small little tea shop in this big empty commercial building.
   
   I walk in and there's a bunch of guys with suits and they are stop talking and stare at me. Two waiters came up to me and sat down with me and asked me what I wanted from the menu.
   
   I got two bubble tea and they yelled at this young girl to make it I think she was there against her will.
   
   It was really quiet the whole time I was there and they all whispered in Chinese. The one dude sat next to me and told me I should give a good review.
   
   I think it was a front for a gang house there was all these fancy cars in front of it all suped up with custom Asian license plates with Asian symbols in it.
2. 2018-04-30 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I walked by there and the exact same cars were all there again! I didnt walk in this time but next time I'm gonna go and ask to join their gang
   
   
3. 2018-04-30 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
4. 2018-04-30 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #4
    Acolyte
   The Chinese Connection.
5. 2018-04-30 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Make sure to tell them you aren't wearing a wire, they typically admit people who are honest and this will show them you also take initiative.
6. 2018-04-30 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Make sure to tell them you aren't wearing a wire, they typically admit people who are honest and this will show them you also take initiative.

   
   I would be a good asset I have a clean record and im trustworthy.
7. 2018-04-30 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I was there and they all whispered in Chinese.

   
   do you speak chinese ???
8. 2018-04-30 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader do you speak chinese ???

   
   nope
9. 2018-04-30 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Next time, just scream loudly at them and point. TSAO NI JU-JONG SHIBR DAI!
   
   !!!肏你祖宗十八代!!!
10. 2018-04-30 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    sow-knee-jedi-jong-shy-bar-die
    
    is that right?
11. 2018-04-30 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #11
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel nope

    
    then how did you know they spoke chinese ???
12. 2018-04-30 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #12
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    
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13. 2018-04-30 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #13
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by benny vader then how did you know they spoke chinese ???

    
    Because Chinese are the only ones who use the singing language.
14. 2018-04-30 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock

    
    That baby is not to be fucked with.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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15. 2018-04-30 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #15
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by benny vader then how did you know they spoke chinese ???

    
    Oh not this shit again.
    
    Hey, Benny did the same thing to me once. Just let Benny be right on this.
16. 2018-04-30 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader then how did you know they spoke chinese ???

    
    I've heard it before.
17. 2018-04-30 at 7:37 PM UTC

    #17
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I've heard it before.

    
    let me hear the phrase.
18. 2018-04-30 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader then how did you know they spoke chinese ???

    
    Because i was in China town
19. 2018-04-30 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I would be a good asset I have a clean record and im trustworthy.

    
    how are you trustworthy, you stole your own boyfriends fleshlight ffs.
    
    
    
    .
20. 2018-04-30 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #20
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Because i was in China town

    
    so chinse is the only strain of asian available in china town ???
    
    ????