Congratulations Me! I am finally free.

1. 2018-04-29 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Word just got back to me that I am finally single again.
   Thank fucking god.
   I've spent 9 years of my life in hell because of you cray cray bitch.
   I am so glad you finally signed the divorce papers.
2. 2018-04-29 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I'm single too, Fonaplats! I recommend staying that way just long enough to develop some very manly habits, like gaining weight and spitting while you walk.
3. 2018-04-29 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick I'm single too, Fonaplats! I recommend staying that way just long enough to develop some very manly habits, like gaining weight and spitting while you walk.

   
   I shall spit on bitchez while I walk on bitchez
4. 2018-04-29 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #4
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I have found women to be unnecessary except on chat sites and the occasional phone call, since I stopped looking for love
5. 2018-04-29 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nothing will ever feel better than the touch of my own skin against my own skin.