2018-04-29 at 2:46 AM UTC
Word just got back to me that I am finally single again.
Thank fucking god.
I've spent 9 years of my life in hell because of you cray cray bitch.
I am so glad you finally signed the divorce papers.
2018-04-29 at 2:49 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I'm single too, Fonaplats! I recommend staying that way just long enough to develop some very manly habits, like gaining weight and spitting while you walk.
2018-04-29 at 2:54 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I have found women to be unnecessary except on chat sites and the occasional phone call, since I stopped looking for love
2018-04-29 at 2:56 AM UTC
Nothing will ever feel better than the touch of my own skin against my own skin.