I'm gonna get a job at starbucks

1. 2018-04-28 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I plan to get fired because I'm gonna abuse nitrous and make a 10L iced coffee (i'll pay for it) but basically Starbucks has all the drugs I need in one small building. I want to smoke a bunch of weed and go into work then make a 10L ice coffee and do nitrous until I pass out.
   
   AND GET PAID AT THE SAME TIME WHAT!
   
   
2. 2018-04-28 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i worked there a long time ago, i would always be stoned and i didn't do nitrous at work but i would usually just pocket 2 or 3 of them every shift and then i'd have a stockpile when i wanted some
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3. 2018-04-28 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Thats horrible..
4. 2018-04-28 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *pssshhooo sound coming from under counter*
   
   "Hi, welcome to starbu...... "
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5. 2018-04-28 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm gonna put my mouth under the nitro coffee tap and chug for like an hour
6. 2018-04-28 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're too ugly to get a job at Starbucks.
7. 2018-04-28 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #7
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   who'd buy a coffee if they went in starbucks and scron was serving? lol
   
   
   
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8. 2018-04-28 at 9 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Starcucks
   
   I’m going to continue brewing my own Colombian gevalia with vanilla chai bigelow and heavy cream
   
   Starbucks doesn’t have what I require. They couldn’t even stay open here because everyone here hates them.
9. 2018-04-28 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by gumbo You're too ugly to get a job at Starbucks.

   
   this is sadly true
10. 2018-04-29 at 4:33 AM UTC

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    Rivotril Houston
    Starbucks employees are gay, at least here.
11. 2018-04-29 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I too have observed the proliferation of homosexuals in my local Starbucks.
12. 2018-04-29 at 5:43 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Even the girls?.
13. 2018-04-29 at 5:45 AM UTC

    #13
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe telling them about your boyfriend might get you in.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-04-29 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Rivotril Houston

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Even the girls?.

    
    The girls are SJW, which is complementary to the gay men who work there.
15. 2018-04-29 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #15
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
    
    "im §m£ÂgØL and im the third shift deli manager and i tell the new people how thick to cut the cheese"
    
    "ur too ugly to work in my deli , and trust when i say, i get to do a lot of hiring at my job"
16. 2018-04-29 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Starbucks pretty much exclusively hires young attractive people. It's pretty well known. Scron doesn't fit the bill, nor do I for that matter.
17. 2018-04-29 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    THATS RIGHT BITCH YOU CALL YOURSELF UN ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME BITCH
18. 2018-04-29 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm cute in an awkward masculine kind of way
19. 2018-04-29 at 7:32 PM UTC

    #19
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It takes a real Mexican to tell ya congratulations
20. 2018-05-02 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel

    
    Is that for making coffee or DP?