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I'm gonna get a job at starbucks

  1. #1
    I plan to get fired because I'm gonna abuse nitrous and make a 10L iced coffee (i'll pay for it) but basically Starbucks has all the drugs I need in one small building. I want to smoke a bunch of weed and go into work then make a 10L ice coffee and do nitrous until I pass out.

    AND GET PAID AT THE SAME TIME WHAT!

  2. #2
    i worked there a long time ago, i would always be stoned and i didn't do nitrous at work but i would usually just pocket 2 or 3 of them every shift and then i'd have a stockpile when i wanted some
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Thats horrible..
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *pssshhooo sound coming from under counter*

    "Hi, welcome to starbu...... "
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  5. #5
    I'm gonna put my mouth under the nitro coffee tap and chug for like an hour
  6. #6
    You're too ugly to get a job at Starbucks.
  7. #7
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who'd buy a coffee if they went in starbucks and scron was serving? lol



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  8. #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Starcucks

    I’m going to continue brewing my own Colombian gevalia with vanilla chai bigelow and heavy cream

    Starbucks doesn’t have what I require. They couldn’t even stay open here because everyone here hates them.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by gumbo You're too ugly to get a job at Starbucks.

    this is sadly true
  10. #10
    Rivotril Houston
    Starbucks employees are gay, at least here.
  11. #11
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I too have observed the proliferation of homosexuals in my local Starbucks.
  12. #12
    Even the girls?.
  13. #13
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe telling them about your boyfriend might get you in.



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  14. #14
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Even the girls?.

    The girls are SJW, which is complementary to the gay men who work there.
  15. #15
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    "im §m£ÂgØL and im the third shift deli manager and i tell the new people how thick to cut the cheese"

    "ur too ugly to work in my deli , and trust when i say, i get to do a lot of hiring at my job"
  16. #16
    Starbucks pretty much exclusively hires young attractive people. It's pretty well known. Scron doesn't fit the bill, nor do I for that matter.
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    THATS RIGHT BITCH YOU CALL YOURSELF UN ATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME BITCH
  18. #18
    I'm cute in an awkward masculine kind of way
  19. #19
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It takes a real Mexican to tell ya congratulations
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel

    Is that for making coffee or DP?
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