2016-06-25 at 7:59 PM UTC
I can look back and say I fuckin' lived. We made a pact to do this every month.
I even fucked a whore who looks like the girl who rejected me at the gym. ;) haha I win, slut.
2016-06-25 at 11:04 PM UTC
I like you and I'm happy for you but the thread still makes me want to kill myself.
2016-06-26 at 1:56 AM UTC
Oh my god, the whole way I view life has changed.
Why in holy god did I want a relationship before? I just got everything and more in one night of fun. The only drama I had was fighting with a club manager who hated men I guess.
Relationships are for fucking degenerates. I can't believe I was actually chasing women like that before.
Still can't believe I fucked that whore who looked EXACTLY like the girl who rejected me. Omfg, it's like a sign. It's like a fucking sign that I don't need relationships at all, and that this is the lifestyle for me -- not that I needed any convincing!
2016-06-26 at 1:58 AM UTC
RisiR this thread is just proof that even the most fucked up of lonely shut-ins can find something that'll turn their life around.
You can go down two roads:
The §m£ÂgØL road -- find a low quality slut and have her shit out a kid, and spend a miserable existence fighting with them all the time. Be in denial and convince yourself that your life is better.
The enter road -- bitches, hoes, and swag. A life of freedom.
2016-06-26 at 2:12 AM UTC
Or the mq road -- stare at your computer 1,000 hours a day and slowly decompose into a rotting pile of bones.
2016-06-26 at 2:19 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
It's tough to get by during an economic downturn. I was unable to find real work for about 3 months earlier this year.
2016-06-26 at 3:10 AM UTC
Half the time in threads where Actor has been indicated as the last one to have posted, and I click the little blue arrow and go to the end, his post isn't there anymore. Like this one for example. I wonder why that is. ACTOR? Do you make posts and then second guess yourself and delete them? Is that what's going on here?
2016-06-26 at 3:21 AM UTC
I think the site has evolved into a sentient being and it has realized that Actor exclusevily posts utter shit and blocked him or some shit.
I disagree with the site and I'm willing to burn it down to read my Actor posts.
2016-06-26 at 4:18 AM UTC
The SC road- smoke a bowl of meth and FLIP FLOP WAKA FLAKKA STAY AWAKE BAKE A CAKE
The zongo road- get a job, invest money and get rich, become a global player, live in space, illegally mine asteroids and the UN is like DONT BRING THAT GOLD ASTEROID BACK YOU WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY and you go FUCK YOU and they try to use lasers and space nukes to blow you up like pew..pew..pew..PEW ...PEW MOTHAFUCKA!!
the Bill Krozby route- like ^ above but with a hotdog stand.
The UK road- leave the EU and regret it
The fela road- start a commune and have 20 wives and run for president, lose to a conspiracy and have the police raid you and burn your house for growing weed, get arrested with a joint and swallow it, while the police wait for you to shit out the joint buy another inmates shit and say its yours, get out of jail and write a song called "Expensive Shit" and die of aids because you had 20 wives you fucked bareback
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