Omfg I fucking fucked up so bad. :( Biggest fuck up I've ever made.

1. 2018-04-25 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #41
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Enter I'm really surprised at how much this girl was flirting with me, etc. I even asked how drunk she was, and got her to walk in a straight line for me. I had to be sure she was sober enough to like me for realz.
   
   The first thing she said to me was, "Hi! Nice beard. I like men with beards!"
   
   My beard, combined with me working out and having a wider chest/upper body, proves what you posted earlier in that other thread, Malice. I've got the physical attributes that women find attractive in a man. Plus I've even been working on my swagger. I've stolen the walk of xavier renegade angel.

   
   You actually got this bitch to walk a straight line for you? Dude, that's weird. That's the type of shit that makes people think you're a weirdo.
2. 2018-04-25 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You actually got this bitch to walk a straight line for you? Dude, that's weird. That's the type of shit that makes people think you're a weirdo.

   
   hahahahaha
3. 2018-04-25 at 12:50 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter remember when that faggot exploitz made it against the rules to necrobump threads? lmao what a fucking power tripping fucking nerd faggot.

   
   lanny has banned me for this.
4. 2018-04-25 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You actually got this bitch to walk a straight line for you? Dude, that's weird. That's the type of shit that makes people think you're a weirdo.

   
   Maybe she thought he was making sure she wasn’t drunk enough that he’d think he was taking advantage of her. She probably thought he was a gentleman
5. 2018-04-25 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No but seriously why are the names gone from the quotes. Or was that just not a feature back then? I thought it was
6. 2018-04-25 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws No but seriously why are the names gone from the quotes. Or was that just not a feature back then? I thought it was

   
   the user TSTM'd.
7. 2018-04-25 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter the user TSTM'd.

   
   As far as I know the name still shows in quotes though. Also it happened ITT to users that haven’t TSTM’d, like when someone quoted Lanny
8. 2018-04-25 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thats some serial killer shit in his head he's like "LYING FUCKING WHORE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!... I KNOW.. I'LL GET HER TO WALK IN A LINE AND PROVE SHE'S DRUNK! HAH I KNOW IT.. ALL WHORES LIE.. I WILL EXPOSE HER TO THE WORLD!"
   
   "There's no way you're sincere, walk me a straight line to prove your sober"
   
   "Awee what a supreme gentleman"
9. 2018-04-26 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #49
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Whoa.