What branch of the military would you join?

1. 2018-04-21 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Say it was like how China does it and you have to join no matter what but you still get to choose which branch.
   Which one would you join?
   Why would you join it?
   Is there any branch you think we could win a war without?
   What do you think is the most important branch?
2. 2018-04-21 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Air Force so I can be an astronaut
3. 2018-04-21 at 7:03 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Chinese are not forced into service any more than Americans. Both countries still have the ability to draft and a requirement to serve the military, but nobody is actually forced to anymore.
4. 2018-04-21 at 7:41 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Chairforce baby!
5. 2018-04-21 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The Olive Branch tsk tsk tsk
6. 2018-04-21 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Probably the Navy it's not full of fags like everyone says it is, just to be on a ship in the middle of bumfuck nowhere all the time
7. 2018-04-21 at 10:24 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   The navy cause I don’t like flying and it seems like you’d get shot at less than in the army.
8. 2018-04-21 at 10:32 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird The navy cause I don’t like flying and it seems like you’d get shot at less than in the army.

   
   You'd probably get hit a lot more often though
9. 2018-04-21 at 10:32 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Military Intelligence. Failing that the engineering corps.
10. 2018-04-21 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    the drone squadron.
11. 2018-04-21 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The coast guard and I would be part of a elite unit who gets total free-roam and gets to design and build his own ship which he also lives on and has a luxuriously appointed captains quarters. My ship will be called VESUVIUS. Also it has a heli-pad for flying hot women out to the boat when I'm doing a mission, plus it has miniguns and torpedoes , radar, lidar, IR, heat vision, sonar, jammers, anti jammers, retrograde jammers, fruit jammers, and it has a cargo bay which carrys 12 speed boats and another spare version of the VESUVIUS . There is also a OSPREY on board which I will use for hunting expeditions and ferrying crew / babes . The boat will have a michelain star restaurant which will make whatever I want
12. 2018-04-21 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would join the IT department and work my way up to high level security or darkops
    but if I could have my dream position it would be designing systems for communications with E.T.
13. 2018-04-21 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Army 18X program
14. 2018-04-21 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah right, fuck am i getting my head blown off so that some bunch of faggy greedy control freak rich cunts can get even more billions on top of the many they'll already never live long enough to spend either. what kind of a mug you take me for?
    
    
    
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15. 2018-04-21 at 5:30 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    chelsea headhunters tho
    
    
    
    
    
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16. 2018-04-21 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But you get to kill people on purpose though
17. 2018-04-21 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #17
    TheDarkTriad Yung Blood
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18. 2018-04-21 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by TheDarkTriad You're not smart enough to do that.

    
    Even when deathly hungover I'm more intelligent than you and the entire forum combined
19. 2018-04-21 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #19
    TheDarkTriad Yung Blood
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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20. 2018-04-21 at 6:33 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist chelsea headhunters tho

    
    so you enjoy looking at sweaty men partially expose themselves as they skid across the wet grasses on their arses with their legs spread wide apart ????
    
    yes ???