I ordered a box of soylent drink

1. 2018-04-21 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It should be here next week.
   
   I can't wait to make a video with it. It will show faggots how to properly open these bottles.
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2. 2018-04-21 at 1:53 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   It's not bad, just too expensive for what it is. I make my own for a fraction of the cost and I prefer mine.
3. 2018-04-21 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't care for the drink itself I just want to teach people how to open the bottles. Plus I don't know, what if they're actually hard to open?
   
   I promised to make an instructional video to post for the s0ynigs on here.
4. 2018-04-21 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   They aren't that hard to open, they just have a weird perforation bisecting the plastic seal that tears a bit awkwardly. You can't always get it all the way off, I guess, but I never saw it as a serious problem.
5. 2018-04-21 at 1:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My way of opening them is superior though for sure. Just wait for the video in the coming weeks it'll blow your mind.
6. 2018-04-21 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I don't watch videos, but I think it would be very easy for anyone willing to dedicate a couple of minutes to the task of devising a superior method of opening Soylent to do so. Off the top of my head, here are three:
   
   1) Get a box cutter and slice through the plastic seal vertically, then just slip it off the cap. Open the bottle, put in your crazy straw and enjoy.
   2) Using a drill bit, bore a hole in the plastic cap and stick a crazy straw through that shit.
   3) Anchor a power saw to your workbench and slice through the bottle at the neck, then drop your crazy straw inside.
7. 2018-04-21 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My instructional video will be more than 2 minutes in length I think. It will be very detailed.
8. 2018-04-21 at 2:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   pretty sure it's spelled "krazy" straw
9. 2018-04-21 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by greenplastic pretty sure it's spelled "krazy" straw

   
   Yeah, if you’re gay enough to buy brand name crazy straws. Fuck that, and fuck Soylent. I’ll do them one better.
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10. 2018-04-21 at 10:27 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I’ve been wanting to try this stuff. I’m assuming the powder is cheaper than the premade drink.
11. 2018-04-21 at 10:57 AM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    What's in soylent? like just whey protein and some carbs?
12. 2018-04-21 at 11:14 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick It's not bad, just too expensive for what it is. I make my own for a fraction of the cost and I prefer mine.

    
    Would you mind sharing your recipe?
13. 2018-04-21 at 1:23 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Juicebox Would you mind sharing your recipe?

    
    Sure! I made this thread where I detailed the changes in my formula, but haven't really given updates because I didn't see an interest. Here's what I'm doing now:
    
    30 g hemp protein
    25 g Sprouted brown rice protein
    27 g pea protein
    15 g psyllium husk
    1 scoop powdered greens
    10 g MCT oil
    1 tsp Maca powder
    1 tsp Matcha green tea powder
    5 g creatine monohydrate
    3,700 mg potassium citrate
    1.25 tsp calcium-magnesium citrate
    0.5 tsp MSM powder (sulfur)
    200 mg L-Theanine
    1 tbsp psyllium husk
    300 mg beta-gpc
    
    
    For a month I tried adding 28 g sprouted pumpkin seed protein and I liked it, but the only affordable brand was made on equipment shared with dairy products and I'm going for an all-vegan diet right now, plus I just didn't see a need for the extra protein.
    
    Generally, I drink this over the course of a day, sometimes two depending on my activity level. I have tons of energy. In the evenings, if I get hungry, I'll make an arugula/spinach/tomato salad with balsamic vinegar. If I want a snack, I roast some popcorn in coconut oil on the stove. I've lost almost 30 pounds this year!
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14. 2018-04-21 at 3:12 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Zanick are you a twink? or like trying to be David or something?
15. 2018-04-21 at 3:43 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Number13 Zanick are you a twink? or like trying to be David or something?

    
    I'm really not a twink. I look a lot more normal than I sound: my beard is short but coarse, my hair is curly but neat and trim, my build is exactly average, and I dress semi-professional for most occasions. Nobody will ever be David except David, it would be futile and masochistic to try.
    
    My first tongue kiss was with a twink, though.
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