Originally posted by gumbo
The book was like 10,000 characters and was the start of me beginning an actual writing career that nets me 500+ a month just a year after publishing my first book.
$500/mo now? You said $100 then $200 then $300. You're steadily growing your fanbase month after month?
Also that's nowhere near what JK Rowling makes. Fuckin loser.
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Originally posted by Grimace
He's just angry and jealous, Enter. He's frantically drawing at draws from little snippets of things he picked up in Tinychat from years ago to try and formulate a reply with enough GRAVITAS to match my CRUSHING REBUKE, but he can't.
§m£ÂgØL believes that whole experience he EMBARRASSINGLY refers to as "hitchhiked into conception", is his life's work. Like it's some artistic, MOVING PHRASE. He has no idea how gay, how unbelievably CRINGE inducing that phrase is. He thinks it's SUCH a good summary of the events that occurred. So PROFOUND and HEAVY. What a BUMBLING, DITHERING IDIOT!
How thick, immature, irresponsible, and devoid of foresight can a man in his mid 20's be? I'll answer that for you: BEYOND ALL UNDERSTANDING. He is a FUCK UP in literally EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. They're not even GOOD fuck ups or INTERESTING MISTAKES. They're just PITIFUL and RETARDED actions, with EQUALLY STUPID reactions.
§m£ÂgØL is WEAK like GRUEL. He is a VANILLA LOAF PUSSY.
His personality and depth of character are WATERY and without SPINE or SUBSTANCE. Dry, tasteless, WEAK, and UNINTERESTING!
I fucking lol every time at your completely inconsistent use of capital, bold, and italic lettering
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Grimace
motherfucker
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§m£ÂgØL's writing career nets him $500/month? That's like $90 A WEEK. What a RETARD. I could STEAL more than that!
He THINKS it has JUMP STARTED his career! What a DIPSHIT! What? What has he written? Who wants to read what some 20-something year old LOSER with no life experience has SCRAWLED onto some pages?
He is so DEDLUDED he thinks he's starting a BRIGHT NEW FUTURE with his FAGGOT CHUMP CHANGE he gets from his CHICKEN SCRATCH!
Everyone, go tell your girlfriends, wives, parents, whomever! I am! I'm going to go tell my wife RIGHT NOW that I am changing jobs. That I have found a new LUCRATIVE CAREER that can net me $500 MONTH! SHE'LL BE THRILLED!
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§m£ÂgØL will always be SUPPLEMENTING .
When his full time job isn't enough, he supplements by writing SHITTY EBOOKS.
When he couldn't actually hitchhike ANYWHERE, he supplemented with a Greyhound bus and wrote his SHITTY E-BOOK he oh so cleverly named HITCHIKED INTO CONCEPTION.
When he got his first job at Sonic, he supplemented by just QUITTING after 2 weeks because, "his feet hurt". His FEET HURT? What did he think WORK was going to BE? What a RETARD!
When he went through a no showering phase and INSISTED that it was HEALTHIER to not shower, his BODY SUPPLEMENTED him with a YEAST INFECTION on his PENIS. §m£ÂgØL was ADAMANT that he DID NOT smell.
He thought he'd SUPPLEMENT his life with a GIRLFRIEND! On an OK Cupid date, he took her, ON THEIR FIRST DATE into the WOODS and said, "its ok to have sex with me. I promise I won't tell anyone you're easy" in an attempt to have SEX with her.
Any FUNCTIONAL ADULT shouldn't have to SUPPLEMENT and ACCOUNT FOR with some DEDICATION, hard work, RESPONSIBILITY, and a bit of COMMON SENSE. §m£ÂgØL lacks ALL of these. §m£ÂgØL drifts through the world with his eyes UPWARD, like a MYSTICAL FAGGOT. Fantasy and DREAMS dominate his reality.
§m£ÂgØL will ALWAYS have to SUPPLEMENT just to SURVIVE.
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Originally posted by Grimace
He thought he'd SUPPLEMENT his life with a GIRLFRIEND! On an OK Cupid date, he took her, ON THEIR FIRST DATE into the WOODS and said, "I promise I won't tell anyone you're easy" in an attempt to have SEX with her.
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
Did she fuck him though?
No, he said she awkwardly said she wanted to go home and then he blew up her phone with like, a billion texts the following day and she ignored him, effectively ending it. Lol
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I'm so good with women, game wise. I'm never needy or anything like that; they always have the last word in any convo because I never reply when it's not needed.
That behavior of §m£ÂgØL's, sending millions of texts, is fucking disgusting. I pride myself in never behaving that way.
The worst thing I've ever done was recently, when a girl messaged me saying her dogs were killed, and I sent her a message later that day asking how she was.
Originally posted by Grimace
§m£ÂgØL will always be SUPPLEMENTING .
When his full time job isn't enough, he supplements by writing SHITTY EBOOKS.
When he couldn't actually hitchhike ANYWHERE, he supplemented with a Greyhound bus and wrote his SHITTY E-BOOK he oh so cleverly named HITCHIKED INTO CONCEPTION.
When he got his first job at Sonic, he supplemented by just QUITTING after 2 weeks because, "his feet hurt". His FEET HURT? What did he think WORK was going to BE? What a RETARD!
When he went through a no showering phase and INSISTED that it was HEALTHIER to not shower, his BODY SUPPLEMENTED him with a YEAST INFECTION on his PENIS. §m£ÂgØL was ADAMANT that he DID NOT smell.
He thought he'd SUPPLEMENT his life with a GIRLFRIEND! On an OK Cupid date, he took her, ON THEIR FIRST DATE into the WOODS and said, "its ok to have sex with me. I promise I won't tell anyone you're easy" in an attempt to have SEX with her.
Any FUNCTIONAL ADULT shouldn't have to SUPPLEMENT and ACCOUNT FOR with some DEDICATION, hard work, RESPONSIBILITY, and a bit of COMMON SENSE. §m£ÂgØL lacks ALL of these. §m£ÂgØL drifts through the world with his eyes UPWARD, like a MYSTICAL FAGGOT. Fantasy and DREAMS dominate his reality.
§m£ÂgØL will ALWAYS have to SUPPLEMENT just to SURVIVE.
Originally posted by Grimace
No, he said she awkwardly said she wanted to go home and then he blew up her phone with like, a billion texts the following day and she ignored him, effectively ending it. Lol
This didn't even happen. Like, ever. You're just making shit up now.
