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Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
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2018-04-18 at 6:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo To be fair, my hatred has paid off. Hydro has absolutely gone downhill since i left her. Prostitution, getting rid of her dogs, losing custody, multiple hospitalizations, getting violently assaulted, AIDS, developing seizures, that massive back tattoo, another accident baby, a doomed and hasty junkie marriage, probably other shit I'm missing or don't know about.
Just a string of 'bad luck' that she doesn't realize is the result of her actions and hers alone.
what the fuck is the back tattoo in there for?
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2018-04-18 at 6:57 AM UTC
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2018-04-18 at 7:22 AM UTC
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2018-04-18 at 11:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo 2014 I hitchhiked into conception
2015 baby born, husband holds baby by neck, is kicked out
2016 monogamous relationship starts. Ends. Hydro sends letter signed in blood and cries a lot
2017 any hope of civility completely demolished after death threats. Poc relationship starts, ends. 1337 relationship starts like September or something. Hydro gets pregnant again.
2018 Marriage, further degeneracy.
2019 post predictions below
You left out the parts where she convinced you the baby was yours in 2014 and despite everyone around you telling you otherwise, you believe it and become LORDLY with your SAGE advice on life and philosophy. NO ONE can understand the PLANE of EXISTENCE and UNDERSTANDING you now held because you're soon a father to be....
...only to find out that shit was never yours at all! Ahahhahahah! AND YOU WROTE THAT SHITTY E-BOOK THAT YOU TRIED TO ERASE!!!
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaha!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-18 at 12:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace You left out the parts where she convinced you the baby was yours in 2014 and despite everyone around you telling you otherwise, you believe it and become LORDLY with your SAGE advice on life and philosophy. NO ONE can understand the PLANE of EXISTENCE and UNDERSTANDING you now held because you're soon a father to be….
…only to find out that shit was never yours at all! Ahahhahahah! AND YOU WROTE THAT SHITTY E-BOOK THAT YOU TRIED TO ERASE!!!
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaha!
now that was genuinely funny
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2018-04-18 at 12:41 PM UTChitchhiked into cuckception
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2018-04-18 at 5:12 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-18 at 5:25 PM UTCFor being “better off” you sure sound pretty salty about it lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-19 at 2:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace You left out the parts where she convinced you the baby was yours in 2014 and despite everyone around you telling you otherwise, you believe it and become LORDLY with your SAGE advice on life and philosophy. NO ONE can understand the PLANE of EXISTENCE and UNDERSTANDING you now held because you're soon a father to be….
…only to find out that shit was never yours at all! Ahahhahahah! AND YOU WROTE THAT SHITTY E-BOOK THAT YOU TRIED TO ERASE!!!
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaha!
§m£ÂgØL, comment? -
2018-04-19 at 2:48 AM UTCFinding out you have HIV:
-15
Finding out you're pregnant:
-10
Finding out you aren't pregnant with §m£ÂgØL's baby:
+50
She's coming out ahead by my maths §m£ÂgØL.
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2018-04-19 at 9:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter §m£ÂgØL, comment?
He doesn't talk about that part anymore, Blunderstar. It's too shameful, too embarrassing to remember. I mean, he droned on and on to all of us LESSER FOLK about how KINGLY he now was as a father to be. He dropped EVERYTHING and dutifully went to work for THREE WHOLE DAYS writing that shitty ebook that no one bought. Only to find out the baby was never his and everyone on Zoklet was right after all. He had to face us all and admit he was wrong, after acting so SAGELY and DIVINE for so long about his forthcoming fatherhood.
He quickly erased all of his hilarious promotional posts he made on various websites and took the book offline. He hardly speaks of it to this day. He'd just rather forget it ever happened at all.
I mean, being cucked by her, dominated, and strung along like a puppet. Oh, and fucked in the ass by her husband. Hydro, the PUPPER MASTER.
Stringin' niggas up and makin em believe they the father of they baby n' shit. Makin niggas get fucked in the ass n shit. That's some gangsta ass shit, Hydro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-19 at 10:05 PM UTCYou literally killed someone by selling them drugs you said you knew they couldn't handle, and went to prison for it. Then you got out, reverted to alcoholism for a few years till probation was over, and now you shoot up your cat's prescriptions. You by your own admission have no friends, and wouldn't even see fuckbiscut when he traveled across the Atlantic to see you, because YOUR WIFE told you it was a bad idea. You talked for hours to him about all the places you'd bring him and then when he finally got to the US, you BAILED because you are completely cucked by your wife.
Me trying to be involved in the life of a kid who turned out not to be mine is WAY less shitty. The book was like 10,000 characters and was the start of me beginning an actual writing career that nets me 500+ a month just a year after publishing my first book. -
2018-04-19 at 10:08 PM UTC
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2018-04-19 at 10:12 PM UTCFound Bill Krozby
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2018-04-19 at 10:14 PM UTCwhere at lil bromo, in your "bisexual" bootyhole?
EVERYTHINGS BETTER WITH AN EGG ON IT, DADDY!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-19 at 10:17 PM UTCLook, if you want to bother me, my sexuality isn't the way to do it. I've had sex with two men in my life thus far and loved every bit of it.
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2018-04-19 at 10:20 PM UTCAbsolutely disgusting
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2018-04-20 at 12:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo You literally killed someone by selling them drugs you said you knew they couldn't handle, and went to prison for it. Then you got out, reverted to alcoholism for a few years till probation was over, and now you shoot up your cat's prescriptions. You by your own admission have no friends, and wouldn't even see fuckbiscut when he traveled across the Atlantic to see you, because YOUR WIFE told you it was a bad idea. You talked for hours to him about all the places you'd bring him and then when he finally got to the US, you BAILED because you are completely cucked by your wife.
None of that is funny though. The murdering thing is actually kind of beta.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-20 at 11:53 AM UTCHe's just angry and jealous, Enter. He's frantically drawing at draws from little snippets of things he picked up in Tinychat from years ago to try and formulate a reply with enough GRAVITAS to match my CRUSHING REBUKE, but he can't.
§m£ÂgØL believes that whole experience he EMBARRASSINGLY refers to as "hitchhiked into conception", is his life's work. Like it's some artistic, MOVING PHRASE. He has no idea how gay, how unbelievably CRINGE inducing that phrase is. He thinks it's SUCH a good summary of the events that occurred. So PROFOUND and HEAVY. What a BUMBLING, DITHERING IDIOT!
How thick, immature, irresponsible, and devoid of foresight can a man in his mid 20's be? I'll answer that for you: BEYOND ALL UNDERSTANDING. He is a FUCK UP in literally EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. They're not even GOOD fuck ups or INTERESTING MISTAKES. They're just PITIFUL and RETARDED actions, with EQUALLY STUPID reactions.
§m£ÂgØL is WEAK like GRUEL. He is a VANILLA LOAF PUSSY.
His personality and depth of character are WATERY and without SPINE or SUBSTANCE. Dry, tasteless, WEAK, and UNINTERESTING! -
2018-04-20 at 11:55 AM UTCyes
