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  1. #21
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock If you would of took a small piece of ice and dipped it in prep-H like a doctor would tell you to do so 3 times a day and wash it in cold water in the shower and dab it dry.. the key is to keep it dry, that roid might of been settled down by now. all it is a swollen vein.

    I can't believe I'm giving instructions for this. didn't your mom teach you this?

    would have or would've. Stupid bitch.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stupid noob Grain auger 16 years ago mangled ot up real bad and I lived in pain all that time and finally found a dr willing to amputate it in October. My life is much much better now.

    For 16 years NO doctor was willing to perform a super easy amputation? Why?
  3. #23
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by mmQ For 16 years NO doctor was willing to perform a super easy amputation? Why?

    They have me the option at first and I freaked out and said no then moved to my current city and every dr here said it had to be medically necessary ie gangrenous. Then I gave up for like 10 years.
  4. #24
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by stupid noob They have me the option at first and I freaked out and said no then moved to my current city and every dr here said it had to be medically necessary ie gangrenous. Then I gave up for like 10 years.

    How did the accident happen? Were you being young and foolish or were you working on the equipment or what?
  5. #25
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no shit?



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  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that why oafs are called oafs- because they loaf?
  7. #27
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Obbe How did the accident happen? Were you being young and foolish or were you working on the equipment or what?

    The auger was exposed, and running underneath the only walk way there was in a sub-sub basement. That's three levels underground. It was an osha violation. I was bending down to get a sample of corn as it dumped from the silo in to an auger to be moved to a dryer, I was supposed to test the moisture content so we knew how long to dry it for. I stood up and turned around and the first step I took was right directly in to the exposed hole above the auger. It ripped off my combat boot instantly, I grabbed my radio to call and tell them to shut it off because I couldn't pull my leg out, battery fell off the radio and in to the auger because it was 20 fuckin year old piece of shit. I had to lift the steel grating up with my leg while it was being mangled in order to lift it out of the auger, and then pulled my leg out like that, hopped over it, hopped over an enclosed auger in the walkway going across it, got in an elevator, had to finagle that shit and get it levled just right so it would actually go up, got that up, then had to climb a ladder to the ground level where there was a trucker dumping his truckload of corn in to a hopper, I laid on the ground and put my leg up in the air with my foot barely hanging on by a little bone and flesh. There was an ambulance station right down the street, so they got there fast and shot me up with morphine on the way to the hospital while I screamed my fucking head off.

    Job told me when I got better they would have a desk job for me. When that time came they pretty much told me to fuck off. I called OSHA on advice from my lawyer to report it, OSHA acted like I was just being a disgruntled employee till I was like I'm in the fucking hospital right now and almost lost my leg you fucking cunt. Job was fined $2k a day until the issue was fixed, which took like two weeks.

    Only got workmans comp settlement since there was no third party to sue for big cash since none of the equipment had been worked on in over 20 years. Some guy two towns over lost an arm the year before in a similar accident with the same company. I almost lost my arm the day before my accident because I was cleaning out a diff auger that had a fucking hammer jammed in it, I'm elbow deep in the fucker and the guy is coming over the radio like, "you want me to try to turn it on now?" since the controls for them all were up on the ground level, which seems so fucking stupid.

    I even warned them about the exposed walk way saying that shit was dangerous as fuck and they were just like meh. The company is out of business now.
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  8. #28
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery_ so they did nothing wrong and you were being careless?

    It was a blatant osha violation and was dangerous as fuck and they had a track record of shit like that.
  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so why would you work for a company like that, stupid noob?



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  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick #3 I'd guess that he didn't know at the time. It's the sort of thing that an eager lawyer digs up for you later on, after it could have been prevented.

    so basically he really was a stupid noob then.



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  11. #31
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    The company had workmans comp insurance, which makes them not liable, retard. The workmans comp insurance covers it. I haggled with them over a number of deals and finally settled on getting 30k lump sum and $235 a month for the rest of my life, nontaxable. I get that no matter what for the rest of my life and it can't be counted as income or touched or taken by anyone, child support, wage garnishments for debt, nothing.
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    does that $235 increase with inflation or what? otherwise that's gonna be fuck all in 15 years from now.



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  13. #33
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    No, but I still get it no matter what, even if I am working and it doesn't count as income under anything, I don't really give a fuck about any of that though, I'm just glad I don't hurt anymore. That shit fuckin sucked man.
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    by 2030 that wont even cover your groceries. by 2050 you prolly wont even bother drawing it coz it'll just be pocket change.



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  15. #35
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by NARCassist by 2030 that wont even cover your groceries. by 2050 you prolly wont even bother drawing it coz it'll just be pocket change.



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    It'll be beer money. Like I said, I don't give a shit, I am just glad to not hurt anymore and be able to work again.
  16. #36
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel The leg jokes are so lame

    I hope that was intentional.
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  17. #37
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stupid noob The auger was exposed, and running underneath the only walk way there was in a sub-sub basement. That's three levels underground. It was an osha violation. I was bending down to get a sample of corn as it dumped from the silo in to an auger to be moved to a dryer, I was supposed to test the moisture content so we knew how long to dry it for. I stood up and turned around and the first step I took was right directly in to the exposed hole above the auger. It ripped off my combat boot instantly, I grabbed my radio to call and tell them to shut it off because I couldn't pull my leg out, battery fell off the radio and in to the auger because it was 20 fuckin year old piece of shit. I had to lift the steel grating up with my leg while it was being mangled in order to lift it out of the auger, and then pulled my leg out like that, hopped over it, hopped over an enclosed auger in the walkway going across it, got in an elevator, had to finagle that shit and get it levled just right so it would actually go up, got that up, then had to climb a ladder to the ground level where there was a trucker dumping his truckload of corn in to a hopper, I laid on the ground and put my leg up in the air with my foot barely hanging on by a little bone and flesh. There was an ambulance station right down the street, so they got there fast and shot me up with morphine on the way to the hospital while I screamed my fucking head off.

    Job told me when I got better they would have a desk job for me. When that time came they pretty much told me to fuck off. I called OSHA on advice from my lawyer to report it, OSHA acted like I was just being a disgruntled employee till I was like I'm in the fucking hospital right now and almost lost my leg you fucking cunt. Job was fined $2k a day until the issue was fixed, which took like two weeks.

    Only got workmans comp settlement since there was no third party to sue for big cash since none of the equipment had been worked on in over 20 years. Some guy two towns over lost an arm the year before in a similar accident with the same company. I almost lost my arm the day before my accident because I was cleaning out a diff auger that had a fucking hammer jammed in it, I'm elbow deep in the fucker and the guy is coming over the radio like, "you want me to try to turn it on now?" since the controls for them all were up on the ground level, which seems so fucking stupid.

    I even warned them about the exposed walk way saying that shit was dangerous as fuck and they were just like meh. The company is out of business now.

    That sounds pretty fucked up.
  18. #38
    Poast Houston
    Sup hts? Been awhile.
  19. #39
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Poast Sup hts? Been awhile.

    Oh you know... living in a condo with my bf of 6 months, trying my hardest to be a good waifu for him. 😜

    Hope you're doing good.
  20. #40
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Oh you know… living in a condo with my bf of 6 months, trying my hardest to be a good waifu for him. 😜

    Hope you're doing good.

    Why did you run off the other day.
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