Getting around age discrimination

1. 2018-04-16 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There's different grades of coal. Some is smoky, some isnt(it's the shit sold as smokeless coal - anthracite or something).
2. 2018-04-16 at 12:19 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   End age discrimination!!
   
   My child has always dreamed of fighting in the military, but those fuckers at the recruiting center won't let him!!
   
   They say "you have to be 18 to sign up."
   
   They're probably just scared that my six year old would out-shoot them in the rifle competitions
3. 2018-04-16 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Juicebox End age discrimination!!
   
   My child has always dreamed of fighting in the military, but those fuckers at the recruiting center won't let him!!
   
   They say "you have to be 18 to sign up."
   
   They're probably just scared that my six year old would out-shoot them in the rifle competitions

   
   
4. 2018-04-16 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #44
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Is becoming a cop for the pension at age 30 when 10 yrs have transpired since I went to jail a solid retirement plan? It looks hella fun. Plus then I could make detective and for my efforts have a 2 story house and black wife. Something to think about.
5. 2018-04-16 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #45
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Is becoming a cop for the pension at age 30 when 10 yrs have transpired since I went to jail a solid retirement plan? It looks hella fun. Plus then I could make detective and for my efforts have a 2 story house and black wife. Something to think about.

   
   is the black wife license to shoot black kids ???
   
   ''im not a racist i have a black wife.''
6. 2018-04-16 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think he just likes black chicks with a phat azz
7. 2018-04-16 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #47
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   think about it.
   
   a black wife does really help alot when you shoot a black kid, accidentally or not.
8. 2018-04-16 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #48
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by benny vader think about it.
   
   a black wife does really help alot when you shoot a black kid, accidentally or not.

   
   because you can use her to bury the body
9. 2018-04-16 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #49
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra because you can use her to bury the body

   
   no, i mean using her as a token to dispel racism as a cause for the shooting.
10. 2018-04-16 at 4:59 PM UTC

    #50
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enter

    
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11. 2018-04-16 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #51
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader no, i mean using her as a token to dispel racism as a cause for the shooting.

    
    its funny how people use that to excuse racial indiscretions, yet its never used by any other kind of offender. like for instance:
    
    "i'm not a murderer, some of my best friends are dead."
    
    or
    
    "i'm not a pedophile, some of my best friends are kids."
    
    actually i reckon that last one would prolly make matters significantly worse for you, lol.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-04-16 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #52
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist its funny how people use that to excuse racial indiscretions, yet its never used by any other kind of offender. like for instance:
    
    "i'm not a murderer, some of my best friends are dead."
    
    or
    
    "i'm not a pedophile, some of my best friends are kids."
    
    actually i reckon that last one would prolly make matters significantly worse for you, lol.

    
    you got them wrong. shouldve been :
    
    ''im not a murderer. lol, i dont even eat meat''.
    
    and
    
    ''im not a pedo, i even do pedo baiting in my spare time''.
    
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13. 2018-04-16 at 5:51 PM UTC

    #53
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader you got them wrong. shouldve been :
    
    ''im not a murderer. lol, i dont even eat meat''.
    
    and
    
    ''im not a pedo, i even do pedo baiting in my spare time''.
    
    .

    
    well that joke went straight over your head huh? by about a mile i think. lol.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-04-16 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #54
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist well that joke went straight over your head huh? by about a mile i think. lol.

    
    your a bad shooter then.
    
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